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The boy isn’t right.
November 13, 2006
That's right. You heard me.
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I live in the Washington DC Metro Area with my husband, six year old boy/girl twins (aka The Goon Squad) and two loud cats. [Read More …]
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Ian and Mia need to team up. She’s uber-tidy. She has her own little broom and everything. Last night, she helped Beth push the vacuum cleaner. We’re planning on milking this for all its worth.
I love that “it’s just throw-up” makes it better then poop.
Like, no, I didn’t crap on it…I just puked. No worries, mom. Everything’s cool.
My brothers used to wipe things on me and shout “Boogers!” than laugh. I got desensitized after awhile. Then they really did wipe a booger on me. Kids are scary smart girl.
I was rooting for it to be poop…….but I don’t know why.
I was just remembering back to when some kids I used to baby sit pooped down the register……and well……I wanted someone else to feel similar joy.
To be honest I don’t know if I could have cleaned it thinking it was either poop or puke. Those words automatically make it a garbage toy. Much less get close enough to it to determine it was banana. Mothhood is going to be very very tough on my very very weak stomach.
I meant to say motherhood and not mothhood.
My Mom has Michael Jr. making Muffins with her. He could help, although, I am not responsible for any messes that are too big for Ian to clean up!