Sarah and the Goon Squad

December 30, 2006 | Parenting, The Blue One

This morning in the shower as I was teaching Ian to properly wash his armpits (well, somebody has to teach kids these things) I actually used the phrase “and wave ‘em like you just don’t care”.

It is very possible that I am the least cool person who ever lived.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 2:23 pm | 23 Comments

I Just Logged On My Internet

Look for me starting this weekend as I start my new job over at Strollerderby.

I’ll be posting over there as soon as I learn how to insert pictures into my posts.

So it might be a while. I’m no computer scientist. Go over there anyway. It’s a cool place.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 9:11 am | 7 Comments

December 29, 2006 | The Pink One

Claudia has started blaming her farts on Ian.

Even when he isn’t in the room.

I wonder if my Dad taught her that?

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 10:51 am | 10 Comments

December 28, 2006 | Housekeeping, Other Bloggers, Randomness

Check out my new favorite bumper sticker. I stole this from The Zero Boss.

Looky Daddy feels my pain.

In my quest for all things free, I got a Carpet Swiffer. It is actually pretty cool. It won’t replace the vacuum cleaner, but it is nice for touch up work while the kids are sleeping.

I also got this mp3 player. (except mine is the 2GB) Unlike my beloved iPod, it has video capabilities. It is pretty cool. If you were to let’s say go to a BlogHer function in DC and you left your husband home one evening and told him to check it out and then teach you how it works and he hypothetically were to download (upload?) some porn onto it, just to see if you noticed, you would notice that the video quality was quite good.

Ahem.

Also, go check out Indie Bloggers. It is a place where bloggers can showcase their writing even if it doesn’t fit into any neat little categories. It’s pretty cool.

I was serious earlier. If you are raptured can I have all of your cars?

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 3:43 pm | 16 Comments