I’m just asking because it is 10:46 and both of my cats are still asleep in my bed.
Can’t Talk – Too Busy Baking
January 17, 2007
Yes. I said baking. Well, baking, wrapping, then re-wrapping, then re-re-wrapping (I have two two year olds) gifts. In other words, happy birthday, Gabe. You are a wonderful father and husband. We love you.
The Art at the Top of my Stairs
January 16, 2007
A PSA from SATGS: Don’t leave your children unattended with crayons. You may already have known this. I should have known this. That will teach me to try to do dishes. When I asked Ian why he colored on my wall (and the hardwood floor and his play kitchen) he very casually said: “Don’t worry [...]
Randomness Part 61
January 15, 2007
For those of you who may have been wondering what happened to my blogroll, I accidentally made it private. I feel like this would be an appropriate time to reiterate that I am a moron. On to other things: Read this piece that I wrote for BlogHer. Why I rooted for The Browns AND The [...]
De-Lurking Week
January 10, 2007
Holy crap. Did you guys know it has already been a year since the last National De-lurking Week? It’s true. I read it on about 30 other blogs before I remembered to tell you. If you hang around here, or even if this is your first time and you don’t normally comment, please hop down [...]
At Least they Will Listen to Elmo
January 10, 2007
You are going to think I am a huge dork, but (as those of you who are my Netflix friends probably saw and already made fun of me) I got Elmo’s Potty Time on Netflix. I haven’t had much luck getting my kids to care about using the bathroom. I know, they are only two [...]
A Sweeping Epiphany
January 9, 2007
This might sound like a lie, but I had an epiphany the while I was sweeping. I used to despise sweeping. It was one of my least favorite chores. The only two tasks I hated more than sweeping were matching socks and ironing. Usually when I sweep it mostly involves me just moving the dirt [...]
Check Out What We Did this Weekend
January 8, 2007
Have I mentioned that my in-laws are better than yours? Gabe’s parents tooks the kids all weekend. They took them Friday night and brought them back Sunday afternoon. Here is what we did with our free time. Before The carpet looks much better in this picture than it did in real life. Fortunately, underneath the [...]
While Watching a Burger King Commercial
January 8, 2007
Gabe: How can they make this whole song about double Whoppers and not once use the word “diarrhea”?
I Was Just Trying to Leave Playgroup
January 5, 2007
Just when you think you don’t have anything interesting to write about, life happens. First the cat threw up on my shoe. I was just trying to leave playgroup. It was at someone’s house where you take your shoes off right when you walk in the door. I am in an area that is between [...]
If There are Roaches in my Kid’s Bedroom I Blame “The Upside Down Show”
January 4, 2007
I don’t have a ton of rules that I am really draconian about. We have the normal ones: no hitting, no biting, no spitting, stuff like that, but in general I wouldn’t consider myself a very strict parent. Of course, I do have a few things I am strange about. I don’t let my family [...]
Pictures of People who have had Ebola and other Searches that Landed People Here (also possibly the post with the longest title ever written)
January 4, 2007
Have I even ever mentioned people having ebola? I don’t think so. Either way, welcome to my latest installment of things people have searched and ended up here at Sarah and the Goon Squad. “Brett Favre” pregnancy 2006 Somebody call the National Enquirer! nkotb toilet paper pictures of kaisers mom Hmmm. While it is possible [...]
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