I don’t really want to be one of those Mommybloggers that talks about poop all of the time, but sometimes these things come up. Especially since I’m in the middle of very half-assed attempt at potty training The Goon Squad.
Really, my current method of potty training is talking about pee and poop all day and watching “Elmo’s Potty Time” four or five times a week. It also involves me making loud statements every time I have to use the bathroom like “I AM GOING TO GO PEE ON THE POTTY LIKE A BIG GIRL!”
So, Claudia followed me into the bathroom this morning, which is completely normal. I am rarely in the bathroom alone, and when I am companionless, I am generally nervous about what the two of them are doing so quietly. The strange part is what she said to me.
“Mommy, be careful pooping.”
“Why?” I asked her.
Whatever. I am choosing to think that it is sweet that Claudia is concerned with my well-being.