That Will Teach Me to Be Such a Smart Ass

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  1. Andie D. says:

    Beer. That’s outrageous? Dang, we have beer, wine, and limes (for beer and margaritas) at all times. Who’s up for happy hour at my place? ;)

    Every question I can think of right now has to do with sex. Dang, my hub’s been out of town for awhiiiiiile.

    OK, here goes: If you had to pick one celebrity to have sex with, who would it be and why?

  2. Mom at Work says:

    If you could choose one blogger to rake her lawn and freak her out, who would it be and what would she title the post about it?

  3. Erin says:

    I’m sure it’s in your archives somewhere, but did you have the goon squad vaginally or via c-section? Having gone the c-section route for my 1 baby, I have a lot of respect for moms of multiples who “did it” vaginally.

  4. Zandria says:

    That’s some interesting stuff there! I’ve never been brave enough to open my blog up to questions. Kind of afraid of what I’d get asked, although it’s easy enough to twist an answer around so you don’t give away too much. :)

  5. Beth says:

    Wait, my mom reads my blog? Crap.

    Glad you and Chris aren’t sneaking around watching porn together, because that would be a little weird.

  6. Christie says:

    bwahahaaha
    that’s awesome

  7. Jonathon says:

    There IS a good reason for memes. This is proof.

  8. Bunny says:

    I have thoroughly enjoyed these posts, Beth’s and yours. I commented to Beth I will not be adding on my own blog since my mother reads mine! I think my cheeks are turning red just thinking about it!

  9. Nancy says:

    Your embarrassing flatulence story made me laugh so hard I cried, too.

    And hey, I actually know the answer to Erin’s question. :-)

    p.s., does this mean I have to answer embarrassing questions, too? (this actually might be good blog fodder for me, seeing as I’m in a big lull…)

  10. Jay says:

    Heh – it’s a darn good thing you haven’t been watching porn with another woman’s husband. You’d both have some serious explaining to do.

  11. PunditMom says:

    That is the best group of meme topics I’ve ever read!

  12. Gidge says:

    I’m asking you nothing.
    I know how you are.
    You’ll tag me back just for grins and then say you were crossing your fingers or some bullshit like that.

  13. Devra says:

    Houdini, Kool and The Gang and me. Now come up with the question I am answering.

  14. Tammy says:

    I thought the fart story wold be about the ne on the boat… I’m not sure which one was funnier.

  15. ali says:

    yes, karma IS a bitch…good thing i only asked about farts and pee. ;)

    also…i’m dying from your fart story. dying.

  16. Chris says:

    Okay, then who was I watching porn with?!

  17. Izzy says:

    Ahahahaha! I lost mine on a waterbed, too. Must have been an 80′s thing. Wait…how old are you?

  18. Instead of “Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah,” Bump and I are now calling you “Sarah, Farting Sarah.”

    It’s a title of high honor in our house, I’ll have you know.