She Doesn’t Want Me to Have Diarrhea. I Guess that is a Good Thing.

I don’t really want to be one of those Mommybloggers that talks about poop all of the time, but sometimes these things come up. Especially since I’m in the middle of very half-assed attempt at potty training The Goon Squad. Really, my current method of potty training is talking about pee and poop all day [...]

Snow Day

  Ian loves the snow. Claudia is staying true to her Florida roots. She just complains that she wants it to be “warmer”. The good news is that we had Gabe home all day for Valentines Day. The other good news is that he got me this. (Pictures soon)

If I Wanted Your Opinion I Would Ask For It

May I please have your opinions? I have this ongoing list that I keep on my Palm Pilot of all the books I want to read. Right now I have about 80 books on my list (not even including all four of the ones I’m reading right now). Anyway, I am supposed to be reading [...]

Only Read This Post if You Like Folk Music

I’m not kidding. If you are into folk music please leave a comment. I have some questions. If you don’t like folk music, don’t make fun of us. I mean them. I mean – mind your own beeswax, didn’t you read the title? (No, Pierre, this is not another excuse to harass me about liking [...]

She’s Humble Too

Claudia: I love you, Mommy. Sarah: I love you too, Claudia! Claudia: I’m so sweet.

Randomness Part 65

Sorry I left that Anna Nicole post up for so long. I’ve been feeling a little blocked for ideas. Maybe it has something to do with my sinus issues. Go read this stuff instead: Here’s one for all the rest of you wine drinkers. “Fine, Fine, Wine“. (Thanks Lori) It isn’t that it is funny [...]

Anna Nicole Smith (1967 – 2007)

The only thing that surprises me about Anna Nicole’s death is how many people seem to be surprised.

I Don’t Even Follow My Own Advice, Why Should You?

I am such a moron. Yesterday I wrote an article for Strollerderby about ways to save money on groceries. Today I went grocery shopping. Thrifty Mommy listed 50 ways to save money. I used zero of those fifty ideas and I spent nearly the GDP of East Timor. At least the kids were good at [...]

Because I’ve got Nothing Else Going On

No. Really. I can’t think of anything else to write about. I’ve already written about saving money on groceries and a child porn ring over on Strollerderby, and now I’ve got nothing left to say. The kids had a snow day and we’re still sick and we didn’t leave the house. I have no choice [...]

Randomness Part 64

Look at these crazy snowstorm pictures! (I stole this link from Suebob over at Linkateria. Hi Suebob! Thanks.) Is David Lee Roth a Death Eater? You be the judge. I say he bears the dark mark. (sorry the link is no longer good.) An astronaut that vaguely resembles Marilyn Manson freaks out and kidnaps someone’s [...]

Super Bowl Recap: Sarah Style

Well, if it hasn’t changed back yet, you may have noticed that I was rooting for The Colts last night. (Karen must have a lot of free time.) I guess it should be acknowledged that I wasn’t rooting for Indianapolis nearly as much as I was rooting for Tony Dungy. (Yes, he is wearing Bucs [...]

If You Are Psyched For the Super Bowl… and Have Some Free Time

Bear vs Colt. (Thanks Frank Sucks)