Archive for March, 2007
Ian: It’s my birthday.
Claudia: No, it’s MY birthday.
Ian: MY BIRTHDAY!
Claudia: MY BIRTHDAY!
Me: YOU ARE TWINS! You have the SAME EXACT BIRTHDAY. Go to sleep!
(sigh)
It’s been a really long day.
They did quite well in the car for about six hours. I really can’t complain about that, but ever since we stopped they’ve been sort of nutty. Now they are cracking each other up. I’ll be honest, I don’t even know what they are talking about anymore. Maybe they do have a secret twin language after all.
It’s 9:17 and they are still wide awake. I guess I’m going to have to go lie down with them to get them to sleep.
Rats.
(I’m still not clear on how to type sarcasm. You guys understood that I actually want to go to sleep, right?)
Oh, and thanks for rooting for Ohio State. I think it will help with my traffic situation in the morning.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
9:22 pm |
No offense to Georgetown. I mean – I was born in Ohio, but that isn’t really the problem. The problem is that I am going on a 627 mile road trip tomorrow. It is going to be just the kids and me. We’re going to take two days to make the trek to Atlanta. (Sorry Nonny, if I don’t tell them we’re going to Atlanta this post makes no sense.)
I just realized that the Final Four is in Atlanta.
Here is my concern. If Georgetown wins, there is a good chance that Ian, Claudia, me and 15,000 crazed Hoyas will be driving from D.C. to Atlanta. There will be traffic and State Troopers every 10 miles trying to cash in on the speeders.
So, you can see my interest in Ohio State winning the game. I mean – a big part of my plan to get through a road trip like this with two year old twins was driving really, really fast. How am I going to do that with all of those other people in my way?
Help me out here. Please, root against Georgetown.
GO BUCKEYES!
(Don’t be jerks. I said please.)
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
11:09 pm |
Which is funnier? Pornagami
or this coloring book? (thanks to my new buddy Markira for the link to the coloring book)
I got a spam comment the other day from someone named “Onionbooty”. I’m still laughing.
My favorite search term this week was “poops pants in CVS”.
Claudia just informed me that “Yoda is a sheep.” I’m pretty sure that is what she mean too. So what is Yoda? I mean, I know he lives on Dagobah, and I know he is NOT a sheep, but what is he?
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
2:29 pm |
I think my children have inherited my attitude problem.
I’m trying to get them into regular daytime clothes. It’s after 9:00 am and they are still in their pajamas. We’ve been up since 6:30. Now, still being in jammies at 9:00 on a day we don’t really have much to do isn’t a big deal.
Still being in their overnight diapers IS a big deal. They’ve been wearing them for about 14 hours now.
Why are they still wearing them?
Ian is insisting that Nonny change his diaper. Nonny (his grandmother) is at work. I seriously doubt her boss would understand why she needed to leave work just to come over here and change Ian’s diaper. (Then again, I know her boss, and he’s pretty great. He also really likes Ian, so maybe it is possible.)
In the meantime Ian is just stewing in his own urine.
Fantastic.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
9:13 am |
Are you done, Mommy? Are you done having issues?
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
1:02 pm |
