March 28, 2007
Are you done, Mommy? Are you done having issues?
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 1:02 pm • The Pink One
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March 28th, 2007 at 2:09 pm, Lori Says:
HA!
Someone has their Mommy pegged.
Which one?
March 28th, 2007 at 2:48 pm, Molly Chase Says:
“Not even close. But good looking out.”
March 28th, 2007 at 3:03 pm, BBQCHICKENROBOT Says:
hahahah that’s hilarious.
I’d say “well yes, just for the day”
March 28th, 2007 at 3:13 pm, Plain Jane Mom Says:
I would probably respond by having a stroke, but that’s just me.
March 28th, 2007 at 4:00 pm, Tammy Says:
I would say, “No. Never.”
March 28th, 2007 at 4:56 pm, Erin Says:
I’m with Tammy & Molly – “Nope not done yet”. Maybe in 16 or so more years…
March 28th, 2007 at 5:32 pm, Kate Says:
“Well, I’m sure quite sure. Why, did you want some, too?”
March 28th, 2007 at 6:24 pm, Lisse Says:
I have kids, therefore I have issues.
Funny how “having issues” didn’t exist when we were kids – not by name anyway. And yet our kids take our trendy turns of phrase and make them their own with such ease.
March 28th, 2007 at 7:43 pm, samantha jo campen Says:
After the initial shock wore off, yes I’d probably say, “I don’t know, have you grown up and moved out of the house yet?”
Give ‘em something to think about.
March 28th, 2007 at 9:05 pm, Mom101 Says:
The answer is “No! No I’m not! Now go bring mommy a black and white milkshake.”
March 28th, 2007 at 9:21 pm, SuburbanOblivion Says:
“Depends, are you going to bed now?”
March 28th, 2007 at 9:26 pm, Hygiene Dad Says:
“Mommy can issues for at least 30 more years. Then she’s entitled to plastic surgery and low-cost perscription medicines from Canada.”
March 28th, 2007 at 10:44 pm, MammaLoves Says:
That probably would have ended it for me. I would have fallen down laughing.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:07 pm, Nancy Says:
No, not even close to done there, kiddos. So you might want to go hang with your dad for a bit.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:42 pm, Devra Says:
While issues are a fairly regular topic in our house given my line of work. I didn’t realize to what extent my then three year old son knew the score, until we had this exchange:
Me: Where was your friend Bailey today? I didn’t see him. Was he at preschool?
Son: He didn’t come to school today. He was having issues with his sickness.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:43 pm, mo-wo Says:
has it been a year yet? this is my patented mo-wo.. “I’d leave you six comments but you’ve said it all and you are fuckin’ funny” comment.
I am laughing my ass off as usual.
March 29th, 2007 at 7:11 am, Janet a.k.a Wonder Mom Says:
I would totally say, “Why yes, thank you for being so concerned about my issues. Next time don’t give me any!”
he that’s funny stuff…
March 29th, 2007 at 9:07 am, Dana Says:
You could always say, “When you stop subscribing, I’ll have no more issues!”
Kids! They are too smart!
March 29th, 2007 at 10:24 am, Stacie (The Twinkies) Says:
The only honest answer would be “no”.
March 29th, 2007 at 11:06 am, Braindead Betty Says:
“Not for, oh, 16 or so more years.”
March 29th, 2007 at 11:56 am, Lisa Says:
“Done? Are you kidding? I’m just getting started!”
March 29th, 2007 at 12:57 pm, kelli in the mirror Says:
“I’m almost done with this one, but there’ll be another one coming along soon…”
And I hate my rice cooker. I can never get the rice to come out right with it. I’ve gone back to cooking it on the stove. I’m angry with both the cooker and the microwave.