Randomness Part 71

Which is funnier? Pornagami or this coloring book? (thanks to my new buddy Markira for the link to the coloring book)

I got a spam comment the other day from someone named “Onionbooty”. I’m still laughing.

My favorite search term this week was “poops pants in CVS”.

Claudia just informed me that “Yoda is a sheep.” I’m pretty sure that is what she mean too. So what is Yoda? I mean, I know he lives on Dagobah, and I know he is NOT a sheep, but what is he?

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  1. Pronogami is definitely the funniest.
    I don’t even know what to think about the coloring book.
    Funny but, disturbing? I just have questions.

    Who would buy this? and why?
    Is there really a market for this sort of thing?
    Who thought this up? and why?
    Are there different pictures or do they all look the same?
    I could go on.

    Stickin’ with the Pornogami. That’s funny.
    Think I’ll get that as my Sister’s Christmas present this year!

  2. Love the reviews of the coloring book! Especially the one that said she bought it for the lesbian at work. LMAO!

  3. I read the Star Wars question and immediately went, “Why he’s a…” and then realized I didn’t know, which kinda surprised me, it seemed like something I should know. So I looked. According to the Gods of Accuracy and Thoroughness over at Wikipedia, “George Lucas has intentionally kept the name of Yoda’s race a secret.” He doesn’t want anyone to know he’s a sheep.

  4. Maybe Lucas realized that all the names he’s invented in the last fifteen years are beyond stupid, and someone convinced him not to saddle Yoda with one of them.

    In our various dictionaries, it says at various points that Yoda keeps his race and origins a secret, and that after 900 years, no one knows where to look for his home planet anyway.

    [Insert eye-roll now.]

  5. I just like “pooped pants in CVS.” That’s great. Do you remember Odd Lots in Mansfield? It was Uncle Bill’s before it was Odd Lots. Anyway, Andrea Thoms worked there and some lady pooped her pants trying to find the restroom. Well, actually, poop got all over everything and Andrea had to clean it up. Now she’s married to the guy who was her boss at Odd Lots. I have no idea why I’m telling you this story. I’m strangely attracted to poop stories. Maybe that’s why I keep coming back to your blog. I think I’ve said too much.

  6. Pornagami. Definitely. It’s fun for the whole family.

  7. Onionbooty…..how much weirder can a person get.

  8. I asked Kyle about Yoda, and now he is singing Weird Al’s song about Yoda (to the tune of Lola).

    Thanks a lot.

  9. Well say there,
    I’m speechless and that certainly doesn’t happen very often. My husband would pay for your charming ways of silent seduction. I mean, I LOVE reading your blog for it’s riskee attitude. Man, I’m not worthy. Just found your site off Dirks and am glad I ‘tuned’ in. You might just be on my fav link list very soon. Thanks for the laughs young lady.
    Warmest,
    Senja in T.O., the Great White North.

  10. I think that, Yoda USED to be a sheep.
    But living for 800 years as a Jedi master turned him into that.

  11. I remember many years ago my mother and I, along with my mom’s best friend and her daughter, all went to see Judy Chicago’s exhibit “The Dinner Table”. Nadine and I did not know what the point of the exhibit was and I asked my mother.
    “Devra, these are an artist’s rendition of the vaginas of some of the most famous women in history!”

    Maybe I should buy the coloring book for my mother. She would appreciate it, I think.

  12. Yoda, according to George Lucas, is the illegitimate child of Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy. Really. Read it here: http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Yoda

    Does that make him a frig?

  13. Dagobaaaaaah.

    Ewe crack me up.

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