Comments on: Randomness Part 71

By: lumpyheadsmom

lumpyheadsmom — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 05:03:05 +0000

Dagobaaaaaah.

Ewe crack me up.

By: markira

markira — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 01:05:23 +0000

Yoda, according to George Lucas, is the illegitimate child of Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy. Really. Read it here: http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Yoda

Does that make him a frig?

By: Devra

Devra — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 21:01:14 +0000

I remember many years ago my mother and I, along with my mom’s best friend and her daughter, all went to see Judy Chicago’s exhibit “The Dinner Table”. Nadine and I did not know what the point of the exhibit was and I asked my mother.
“Devra, these are an artist’s rendition of the vaginas of some of the most famous women in history!”

Maybe I should buy the coloring book for my mother. She would appreciate it, I think.

By: Gidge

Gidge — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 18:50:52 +0000

I think that, Yoda USED to be a sheep.
But living for 800 years as a Jedi master turned him into that.

By: Senja

Senja — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:36:40 +0000

Well say there,
I’m speechless and that certainly doesn’t happen very often. My husband would pay for your charming ways of silent seduction. I mean, I LOVE reading your blog for it’s riskee attitude. Man, I’m not worthy. Just found your site off Dirks and am glad I ‘tuned’ in. You might just be on my fav link list very soon. Thanks for the laughs young lady.
Warmest,
Senja in T.O., the Great White North.

By: mothergoosemouse

mothergoosemouse — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:25:08 +0000

I asked Kyle about Yoda, and now he is singing Weird Al’s song about Yoda (to the tune of Lola).

Thanks a lot.

By: happily anonymous

happily anonymous — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 01:20:49 +0000

Onionbooty…..how much weirder can a person get.

By: Mrs. Chicky

Mrs. Chicky — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 00:49:28 +0000

Pornagami. Definitely. It’s fun for the whole family.

By: Mich

Mich — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 00:45:16 +0000

I just like “pooped pants in CVS.” That’s great. Do you remember Odd Lots in Mansfield? It was Uncle Bill’s before it was Odd Lots. Anyway, Andrea Thoms worked there and some lady pooped her pants trying to find the restroom. Well, actually, poop got all over everything and Andrea had to clean it up. Now she’s married to the guy who was her boss at Odd Lots. I have no idea why I’m telling you this story. I’m strangely attracted to poop stories. Maybe that’s why I keep coming back to your blog. I think I’ve said too much.

By: Jody

Jody — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 21:22:32 +0000

Maybe Lucas realized that all the names he’s invented in the last fifteen years are beyond stupid, and someone convinced him not to saddle Yoda with one of them.

In our various dictionaries, it says at various points that Yoda keeps his race and origins a secret, and that after 900 years, no one knows where to look for his home planet anyway.

[Insert eye-roll now.]