Archive for April, 2007

April 30, 2007 | BlogHer

I’ve got my registration in, I’ve got my roommates, now all I need is a plane ticket.
I’ll see you guys in Chicago. (Unless of course you chose Sting over me, like some people.)
Yeah, so about that plane ticket, feel free to click on my ads. I think if you were each to click on one every day from now until July 27th this blog could actually start paying for itself.
Okay, so who else is going?
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
4:39 pm |

You go away for one weekend and… wow.
I need to get a blackberry or something for the beach.
You know, I’m still trying to decide how I feel about the way the NFL draft turned out and now I have to deal with the fact that my friends are very warped individuals with a lot of free time on their hands.
Now I’m off to check my 200+ e-mails. I can’t wait to see what is in there.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
8:06 am |

Did I ever tell you guys that I know someone who had sex with Carrot Top? Yes that Carrot
Top. True story. I found out about while playing a game of “I Never” in college. I laughed really, really hard. Right up until they found out something embarrassing about me. Not that embarrassing, but still…
My friend Michelle and her son say they like the Alanis Morissette version, but they like this kid singing “My Humps” better.
And Devra sent me this gem from You Tube. Potter Puppet Pals in “The Mysterious Ticking Noise“.
Some of us are throwing an online shower for Liz (Mom-101), Christina (A Mommy Story) and Tammie (Soul Gardening). Go play the games – there will be prizes!
Now I’m going to the beach.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
9:24 am |

Claudia: You don’t have a penis.
Me: Nope. I’m a girl. Only boys have penises.
Claudia: Ian’s a boy.
Me: Right. Who else is a boy?
Claudia: Daddy’s a boy. Grandpa is a boy. Boots is a boy. Uncle Mike…
Boots. Boots the freaking monkey from Dora the Explorer trumps my brother and Claudia’s other grandfather in order of the first people that come to mind who are boys. Boots.
I think we watch too much television.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
9:01 am |

We had Beth, Chris and Mia over for dinner on Sunday. They brought me wine and a Junkyard cd so I was immediately won over.
Despite Beth’s assertions that we are much cooler than them, I thought they were pretty fly. (See, just by calling them fly it proved that I’m probably not cooler than anybody, except maybe Carlos Mencia).
Here is the best part, thanks to the power of the DVD and The Leap Frog Letter Factory
we were actually able to have a grown up conversation while the children were zombies in front of the tv learned phonics.
So while Beth seems to be convinced that Gabe and I spent the whole time just thinking about how uncool they were, what we were really thinking was: The internet would be so jealous!
(For those of you who want to know if Ian is in love with Mia, the truth is I think he has a thing for Beth.)
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
8:00 am |