Best Doormat Ever

I almost bought this doormat.

doormat leave

I don’t know if my neighbors would think it is as funny as I do.

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  1. Nice. Even if they don’t think it’s funny they will hopefully get the message and not linger.

  2. That’s awesome.

    I almost bought this one a long time ago:

  3. Where did you find it? I want it. I don’t care what my neighbors think :)

  4. I had one that used to say go the hell away… same sentiment I suppose.

  5. I want it too. Where did you get it?

  6. We have this one: and if that wasn’t clear enough, we also have a little dog statue holding a sign in his mouth that says “Go Away”.

  7. Mine says ‘Go Away’

  8. Oh I love that. I used to have one that said “Oh No, Not You Again”. I loved it. This would be just as good.

  9. I’ve *got* to get me one of them there door mats. Just perfect.

  10. I like my friend and neighbor’s, “Nice people only welcome.”

  11. L.O.V.E. I.T.

    Where did you see it at??? Please share….screw the neighbors, that’s why I need it!

  12. Covet. Covet badly.

  13. Heh.

  14. This one might be better. You can change it depending on your mood.

  15. You can’t post this and not tell us where to buy one! Some of your more misanthropic readers need one desperately.

  16. Boy do I wish I had that on my front doorstep this weekend when my mother in law came to town.

    Next time…

  17. Hah! I need one that says “Leave and take your crappy meat with you”

    (These door to door meat people keep coming to my house even though I’ve fibbed to them numerous times by telling them we’re vegan. Assholes)

  18. You can buy it at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

  19. OMG!! I must have one of these!

  20. Ha, sweet.

  21. Izzy, try telling the meat people you keep Kosher. I guarantee you will NEVER see them again. If you say you are a Vegan, they will just want to “convert” you to a carnivore because they want to sell you door to door meat. If you say you keep Kosher, they lose interest immediately because then they would have to work on converting you from one religion to another and THEN sell you meat. I don’t think they want to work that hard.

    As for doormats, when Aviva and her family purchased their first home, we got them a doormat that said “Hi. I’m Mat.”

  22. I would have bought it!

  23. My neighbors? Probably wouldn’t find the humor in it. My husband? Would LOVE it–he’d probably like one at the front and back doors.

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