Best Doormat Ever

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  1. Lorelai says:

    Nice. Even if they don’t think it’s funny they will hopefully get the message and not linger.

  2. Kate says:

    That’s awesome.

    I almost bought this one a long time ago: http://www.catsplay.com/pet_doormat_item.php3?item=m200

  3. Where did you find it? I want it. I don’t care what my neighbors think :)

  4. I had one that used to say go the hell away… same sentiment I suppose.

  5. Hygiene Dad says:

    I want it too. Where did you get it?

  6. Erin says:

    We have this one: http://www.catsplay.com/pet_doormat_item.php3?item=m78 and if that wasn’t clear enough, we also have a little dog statue holding a sign in his mouth that says “Go Away”.

  7. Mine says ‘Go Away’

  8. theotherbear says:

    Oh I love that. I used to have one that said “Oh No, Not You Again”. I loved it. This would be just as good.

  9. Yuri says:

    I’ve *got* to get me one of them there door mats. Just perfect.

  10. I like my friend and neighbor’s, “Nice people only welcome.”

  11. FENICLE says:

    L.O.V.E. I.T.

    Where did you see it at??? Please share….screw the neighbors, that’s why I need it!

  12. Covet. Covet badly.

  13. cass says:

    Heh.

  14. Beau says:

    This one might be better. You can change it depending on your mood.

    http://www.suck.uk.com/product.php?rangeID=66

  15. Chag says:

    You can’t post this and not tell us where to buy one! Some of your more misanthropic readers need one desperately.

  16. Paige says:

    Boy do I wish I had that on my front doorstep this weekend when my mother in law came to town.

    Next time…

  17. Izzy says:

    Hah! I need one that says “Leave and take your crappy meat with you”

    (These door to door meat people keep coming to my house even though I’ve fibbed to them numerous times by telling them we’re vegan. Assholes)

  18. Sarah says:

    You can buy it at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

  19. Lisa says:

    OMG!! I must have one of these!

  20. Karl says:

    Ha, sweet.

  21. Devra says:

    Izzy, try telling the meat people you keep Kosher. I guarantee you will NEVER see them again. If you say you are a Vegan, they will just want to “convert” you to a carnivore because they want to sell you door to door meat. If you say you keep Kosher, they lose interest immediately because then they would have to work on converting you from one religion to another and THEN sell you meat. I don’t think they want to work that hard.

    As for doormats, when Aviva and her family purchased their first home, we got them a doormat that said “Hi. I’m Mat.”
    http://www.coolstuffcheap.com/hiimmat.html

  22. fidget says:

    I would have bought it!

  23. Amy says:

    My neighbors? Probably wouldn’t find the humor in it. My husband? Would LOVE it–he’d probably like one at the front and back doors.