Claudia: You don’t have a penis.
Me: Nope. I’m a girl. Only boys have penises.
Claudia: Ian’s a boy.
Me: Right. Who else is a boy?
Claudia: Daddy’s a boy. Grandpa is a boy. Boots is a boy. Uncle Mike…
Boots. Boots the freaking monkey from Dora the Explorer trumps my brother and Claudia’s other grandfather in order of the first people that come to mind who are boys. Boots.
I think we watch too much television.