– Beau says that this is a real crock. – Would you like to see a creepy potty training video? – Warning, geekiness ahead: I am having problems with my Palm Pilot. After Ian spilled water on the last one, I bought one on eBay. Well, it is kind of messed up and now I [...]
A Mere 27 Hours Later
Only 27 hours later, my power has finally come back on. Stupid nor’easter. That will teach me to buy a house in a neighborhood just because it has nice big trees. I am completely worthless without electricity. The kids and I colored, then read some books and then we got bored. I took them to [...]
Grrrrrr.
I’m in my car. I’m stealing the internet connection of some people who live down the street from me. The kids fell asleep on the way home from the doctor’s office. My stupid power has been out for over 24 hours now. Oh yes, and both of my children have ear infections. Do you want [...]
Having Girls is Overrated
Claudia was giving me a hard time this morning, telling me why I wasn’t allowed to use any of the paper in the house. I’m not sure what her deal was, except I know she likes to boss me around. We’re supposed to go play with some other kids this afternoon, and I was getting [...]
Things I Owe You Guys
Lance has been pestering me to put up the picture of me playing my Hello Kitty guitar that I promised back in February. I’ve been putting it off because 1) I really don’t shower nearly as often as I’d like to and 2) I keep forgetting to have someone take the picture of me playing [...]
Soda My Ass
I mean really… can you even buy soda that requires a bottle opener? I think we all know why I bought this.
Has Anyone Seen the Real Sarah?
I am not quite sure what is becoming of me. Today is “special person day” at the kids preschool and each child was allowed to bring one special person. Claudia took her Daddy and Ian took his Nonny. I am very excited because this means I get to be home all by myself for three [...]
Randomness Part 72
My favorite Motorhead song – The Ace of Spades, but different. (Thanks Gabe.) For the kids: Gangsta Rap Coloring Book . Go visit Claudia’s modeling gig. I wonder if this means I can call myself a fashion photographer? Either way, if you want anything in from Dolca USA if you use the code SATGS Michelle [...]
Eh, I Didn’t Know what else to do with It
I wrote this for Strollerderby, then I realized that Stefania had already covered this, so I’m posting it here so it won’t be a total waste of time. ____ Okay, this one is kind of funny. A principal in Pennsylvania is suing four high school students that he says posted a MySpace page that used [...]












Social Media