So, we’ve been watching “Top Design”. Shut up. Bravo reality television is more addictive than heroin. I’ll probably watch the next stupid hair cutting one too. You know, the one where the commercials say lather, rinse, compete. Anyway, like I was saying we’ve been watching “Top Design” and I have a concern. Listen, I’m no [...]
Is it Supposed to Snow in April?
April 7, 2007
Look, I grew up in Florida. I know all about Spring Break. You’re supposed to be very, very drunk on the beach, not driving around in the snow with two sick kids. (Yeah, I know it’s a crappy picture, but I took it with my cell phone when I was driving.) Anyway, we’re home. The [...]
You Go on the Road for ONE Afternoon
April 6, 2007
You go on the road for one afternoon and you miss your stat counter going over 100,000 hits. Thanks guys. I really appreciate you all reading. I would love to say that I got here after watching "The Secret" the other night (my Mom thinks she knows the secret, but she really slept through most [...]
Overheard at My Brother’s House
April 5, 2007
My mom and I were standing in my niece’s bedroom trying to straighten up the disaster that the three kids had made in there this afternoon when I heard the strangest tattle ever. Zoe: (running to Grandma) Ian touched my eye! My Mom and Me (in unison): Eeeeeeeeew. I don’t really think that was the [...]
If Cute Could Kill
April 5, 2007
If cute could kill, I would have died last night when Claudia and her cousin Zoe put on these matching Dora nightgowns. I’m serious. This isn’t even the cutest thing that they did. There was some dancing. I have a cousin that is two years older than me. When we were little I always wanted [...]
Spring Break 2007!
April 3, 2007
Oooh yeah! Spring Break 2007! While, yes, someone vomited in my hotel room it wasn’t from drinking too much and while, yes, there were naked people in the hot tub it was only because Ian and Claudia didn’t have their bathing suits at their cousin’s other Grandma’s house. It cracks me up that two year [...]
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