May 14, 2007
Mrs. Chicky tagged me for a Mother’s day meme, so I started this whole lovely post honoring my mom, but then I Mother’s Day came and went and now I feel stupid posting it, so I’m skipping it. (Sorry Mom and Mrs. Chicky)
In fact, while my Mother’s Day was lovely, it was eclipsed by The Goon Squad’s third birthday. I’ll have more pictures later, but first I wanted to show you guys something that just couldn’t wait.
Ian and Claudia had a Dora the Explorer themed cake. This is a picture of the cake topper.

Doesn’t it look like Boots just gave Dora a dirty sanchez?
Gabe thinks it looks like Boots is about to give her a donkey punch.
Ugh. Now go win us each $1000 on blingo. My children are going to need the money for therapy.
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May 14th, 2007 at 9:18 am, slackermommy Says:
I could use me some therapy $ for my kids too!
May 14th, 2007 at 9:22 am, bones Says:
It looks more like she’s covered in santorum. And speaking of Dan Savage, he’s not a big fan of the donkey punch. He says its like abusive or something.
May 14th, 2007 at 9:36 am, ali Says:
where’s Screech when you need him??
hahahahahahaha!
happy birthday, good squad!
(i know it’s not as cute as a personal video from Mia…)
May 14th, 2007 at 9:37 am, mem beth Says:
Maybe it is just me, but that “stain” looks red. And if it is red, what has Dora been doing? Without going into explicit graphic detail, is there a term like “dirty sanchez” for it.
I know nothing about Dora, (my kids are grown and have kids of their own) so please excuse my ignorance, but does Dora have female “friends”.
Sometimes I can’t believe where my mind goes. I like that tag, some of us never mature properly.
May 14th, 2007 at 10:21 am, britt Says:
OH MY GOSH! Happy birthday Ian and Claudia! Three is so exciting, Sarah things are going to get a LOT easier for you! yay!
LOVE BRITT JOHN ZOE ANNEKA
May 14th, 2007 at 10:37 am, Paula The Surf Mom Says:
Well there is hope for me… I’m so happy to see you made it to 3.
May 14th, 2007 at 10:39 am, Kate Says:
mmmm dirty sanchez. If you like that kind of dirty stuff, go see/rent Farce of the Penguins.
Happy Birthday to the Goon Squad!
May 14th, 2007 at 11:19 am, Chris Says:
I always figured Boots was a little kinky.
Happy Belated Mother’s Day
May 14th, 2007 at 11:29 am, Mrs. Chicky Says:
I will never look at Dora and Boots the same way again.
Happy Birthday, Goon Squad!
May 14th, 2007 at 12:02 pm, You can call me, 'Sir' Says:
Your proposition of Boots either ‘Donkey Punch’ing or ‘Dirty Sanchez’ing Dora is exactly why I keep coming back to your site day after day.
May 14th, 2007 at 12:41 pm, Frank Sucks Says:
Look at you going Blue….
Happy Mom’s Day BTW.
May 14th, 2007 at 1:38 pm, Devra Says:
Okay, this is a reason why I heart http://www.urbandictionary.com
May 14th, 2007 at 1:57 pm, Lumpyheadsmom Says:
This post would be very disturbing if I could just stop giggling long enough to be offended.
May 14th, 2007 at 3:01 pm, Patois Says:
Oh, Lord, what’s the world coming to when Boots and Dora go beyond friendship? And Boots is clearly unendowed, so he must have done her tail with his tail. Thanks, Devra, for the refer. I’ll have to bookmark that! But not bookmark it where the kids can access it.
May 14th, 2007 at 4:18 pm, whit Says:
I love a good dirty sanchez post. Thanks!
May 14th, 2007 at 8:21 pm, Devra Says:
Well I must give credit where it is due. Sarah first told me about urban dictionary. Now if you really want to make me feel important, go enter our contest! ; )
http://www.parentopia.net/blog
May 14th, 2007 at 10:56 pm, kelli in the mirror Says:
You say the things I never could get away with out loud.
This made me laugh so hard. And I’m about to go show my husband, who will think it’s awesome too.
May 14th, 2007 at 11:56 pm, Karen Says:
The saran wrap broke when Boots gave Dora a Hot Carl.
OMG DYING HERE.
May 15th, 2007 at 7:28 am, Janet a.k.a Wonder Mom Says:
That is so funny, I can’t stand it.
May 15th, 2007 at 10:34 am, bones Says:
Well, I was flipping though a catalog from a company that sells fishing rod parts. I flipped to page 41, and I thought of you. I suppose I should have put it under cell phone pics, but it’s just as appropriate for this thread.
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t157/pigletoffire/plugs.jpg
May 15th, 2007 at 11:04 am, fidget Says:
I heard he’s demanding more money next season. i’m sure this is her way of keeping him on retainer
May 15th, 2007 at 2:22 pm, dana Says:
I hope the squad had a nice birthday!
May 16th, 2007 at 2:39 pm, Cape Buffalo Says:
You just used Boots and dirty sanchez in the same sentence. You are my hero.