May 18, 2007
I have had the best luck meeting other bloggers. This afternoon The Squad and I went out to lunch with Steve from the Hygiene Chronicles. We had a great time. Steve let Ian play with his cell phone so they were instantly best friends. They also accused each other of being hamburgers.
I don’t know, maybe it’s a guy thing.
Anyway, we all had a great time and I’m sure Steve will agree that even though my kids are just as strange as I say they are (although Claudia didn’t bring up her uterus at lunch) we all got along great. I’m always surprised at how much people really are like their blogs. It seemed like we had known each other for a long time.
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This is the outfit Claudia wore to her Aunt’s college graduation yesterday.
…and she scowled at everyone who complimented her on her wings.
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I honestly never get bored of looking at the search terms that bring people here. For your reading enjoyment, here are some of the real winners:
Main Goon Cats
Let’s just assume they were looking for Maine Coon cats.
How could women in the olden days tell if they were pregnant?
Um. No period, huge belly, a baby came out… I could keep going.
Underwear Smiling
Pooping in shower – cat
Bob the Builder’s favorite band
Does my pussy look good in this?
Jesus Mary rat fuck
carrot top naked
how to spell Meredith Vierra
With one r.
odd smelling pee in the morning
Did you eat asparagus the night before?
penis boots
How much pee a day?
I think I am going to need more information before I can answer that question.
Hello Kitty Car
Oh. I wish.
And my favorite from this month:
Gordon Ramsay eating cow penis.
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May 18th, 2007 at 4:30 pm, lumpyheadsmom Says:
They are fabulous wings. (I’ll consider myself bescowled. Ascowled? Scowled upon.)
May 18th, 2007 at 4:40 pm, Paula The Surf Mom Says:
Jesus Mary rat fuck? That guy was having a bad day huh? Aren’t those fun… as you know I get some good ones as well… I have even started to tailor my SEO to catch them and mess with their heads them once they get to my site…
May 18th, 2007 at 5:19 pm, Tink Says:
Jesus Mary rat fuck?! Omg, I’m literally crying over here. They need to SCREEN people before they let them on the internet!
Btw, your little girl’s wings are rockin’.
May 18th, 2007 at 6:49 pm, creative-type dad Says:
What a cute fairy.
carrot top naked? That’s just wrong…
May 18th, 2007 at 8:02 pm, Barbara Says:
Ok I’ve read a few of your posts by now and I can see how some of those came about particularly the carrot top naked given the state of your comments while you were gone… but it would be fun to see what post the others linked to… I’m curious about the Hello Kitty Car post…
May 18th, 2007 at 9:45 pm, MammaLoves Says:
I think the wings are just perfect. What’s better is her attitude!
Glad lunch was fun.
May 18th, 2007 at 11:21 pm, april Says:
I think that Miss Madison and Claudia would get along GREAT!! They both have attitude.
May 19th, 2007 at 7:05 am, Shiri Says:
Hey, at least “dirty sanchez” is not on that list. yet.
May 19th, 2007 at 9:17 am, Kemp Says:
Who IS Bob the Builder’s favorite band?
May 19th, 2007 at 10:18 am, Mrs. Chicky Says:
It may be sacrilegious but I’m going to be giggling about the Jesus Mary rat fuck all day.
Love the wings.
May 19th, 2007 at 11:11 am, Meredith Says:
I love her wings, but I think I would get an attitude about it if people were commenting about something like that to me all day.
And how exactly did someone expect you to answer the question Does my pussy look good in this? I think that one will be with me all day.
May 19th, 2007 at 11:26 am, laurie Says:
oh man. i totally want a hello kitty car.
May 19th, 2007 at 11:33 am, QofS Says:
I think Claudia and Hala will be instant friends.
May 19th, 2007 at 3:58 pm, stefanierj Says:
Why is no one talking about the penis boots? Because quite honestly, that shit is the whole reason I’m here. We cannot get enough of the penis boots.
May 19th, 2007 at 8:24 pm, FENICLE Says:
Pooping in the shower uh? Wonder what you talked about that linked them to that??
I’m sure she was a hit at the graduation!
May 19th, 2007 at 10:42 pm, Gidge Says:
The answer is, pussy looks good in anything, I think.
May 20th, 2007 at 3:57 pm, Nadine Says:
Isn’t meeting other bloggers just the coolest thing? It is so funny to meet people who’s blogs you’ve read for many years.
Haha, those search terms. Too funny. There are some pretty crazy people out there.
May 21st, 2007 at 9:36 am, Alison Says:
Jesus Mary rat fuck, she’s cute with those wings.
May 21st, 2007 at 10:41 am, markira Says:
On the Hello Kitty thing, you MUST see this picture that I was just looking at yesterday…..heh heh heh….sorry, but I think this totally beats a Hello Kitty Car. (although I just googled that for images and some of ‘em *are* pretty cool. I like the Hello Kitty exhaust pipe.)
http://thedentedhelmet.com/forums/attachment.php?s=659b8fd77de865eaf7a23d36cc39d7ef&attachmentid=10840&d=1149792947
Anyway. Happy Day! mk
May 21st, 2007 at 2:33 pm, dana Says:
I think Claudia is adorable in those wings. She’s such a free spirit.
May 23rd, 2007 at 12:23 am, Insanemomma Says:
I was just noticing your amazon ad is advertising bibles and gangsta rap. Wow…. that’s odd.
May 23rd, 2007 at 1:04 am, tiffany Says:
ok, the jesus mary rat fuck thing is a little worrisome…but, personally? i’m just so excited that someone else knows that asparagus makes your pee smell funny. i’ve brought it up to two people in my life, and they acted like they had no clue what i was talking about.
clearly, they have never eaten asparagus.
p.s.
claudia would have had a major scowl for me, because i would have been squeeing over the wings.