Archive for May, 2007
I know it isn’t nice to make fun of people that are really, really, really high, but this clip over on The Zero Boss is pretty funny.
Speaking of funny, The Kaiser sent me this headline – “Man Suspected of Killing Prostitute With a Hoe”. Hoe with an “e” mind you.
Does your regular swimwear show too much skin? You can always try this instead. Wearing this stuff is way more embarrassing than being fat. (Thanks Mark.)
And because these get boring without pictures I am thinking of starting a new thing. I call it: Name that Movie.
So what are you waiting for? Name the movie.
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2:20 pm |
May 21, 2007 | Friends
I carry my camera with me almost everywhere. So why don’t I have one single picture from our dinner last night at Chris and Beth’s house? (I know I should list them in alphabetical order or put Beth first because I knew her first, but I still have trouble with making things that end in a “s” possessive.)
Because the kids were playing so nicely that we actually got to talk. Like grown ups. I’n not kidding. We talked about books and movies and music and all of the things I used to talk about before The Goon Squad was born.
It was really nice. Even though we’ve met a lot of really great people since we moved up here it is always so cool to make friends with a new couple. It is that comfortable dynamic where everyone just gets along with everyone else. It is also really nice to be able to talk about kids and not talk about kids with the same people. Does that make any sense?
They don’t mind me changing Ian’s poopy diaper on their very expensive area rug, and hermaphrodite midget porn only came up in conversation once. Well, maybe twice, but that was it. At least as far as I remember. There was yummy lasagne and wine too. I’d love to blame the hermaphrodite midget porn thing on the wine, but Chris doesn’t drink so really we have no excuse for that. And even though Ian knocked Mia down and made her cry and Claudia dumped an entire bowl of pasta on their floor, I still think they want to hang out with us again.
(Suckers.)
I still wish I had taken at least one picture.
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3:35 pm |
Goon Squad and I are watching “Blue’s Clues”. It is an episode about planets and Steve keeps saying “Uranus spins on it’s side” and I can’t stop giggling.
It also makes me feel a little bit squirmy.
I have the maturity of a 12 year old boy. Aren’t you glad you waste your time reading my blog?
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12:14 pm |
I have had the best luck meeting other bloggers. This afternoon The Squad and I went out to lunch with Steve from the Hygiene Chronicles. We had a great time. Steve let Ian play with his cell phone so they were instantly best friends. They also accused each other of being hamburgers.
I don’t know, maybe it’s a guy thing.
Anyway, we all had a great time and I’m sure Steve will agree that even though my kids are just as strange as I say they are (although Claudia didn’t bring up her uterus at lunch) we all got along great. I’m always surprised at how much people really are like their blogs. It seemed like we had known each other for a long time.
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This is the outfit Claudia wore to her Aunt’s college graduation yesterday.
…and she scowled at everyone who complimented her on her wings.
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I honestly never get bored of looking at the search terms that bring people here. For your reading enjoyment, here are some of the real winners:
Main Goon Cats
Let’s just assume they were looking for Maine Coon cats.
How could women in the olden days tell if they were pregnant?
Um. No period, huge belly, a baby came out… I could keep going.
Underwear Smiling
Pooping in shower – cat
Bob the Builder’s favorite band
Does my pussy look good in this?
Jesus Mary rat fuck
carrot top naked
how to spell Meredith Vierra
With one r.
odd smelling pee in the morning
Did you eat asparagus the night before?
penis boots
How much pee a day?
I think I am going to need more information before I can answer that question.
Hello Kitty Car
Oh. I wish.
And my favorite from this month:
Gordon Ramsay eating cow penis.
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4:10 pm |
You people crack me up. I asked for pictures from your cell phones and you came through.
Tammy had so many she had to do her own post. You have to go look, I don’t want to give away too much, but it includes what appears to be a firetruck that says something very inaprropriate.
Mr. Big Dubya is a man after my own heart. He sent me a picture of beer.
You are going to have to read the post associated with the picture the Uncaring Bear took in a bathroom at a restaurant. Very disturbing stuff.
Beau calls his picture “19 minutes”:
Nonlineargirl posted hers too.
Suburban Oblivian sent me a photo called “It’s Good to Be the King”:
You can see these and all the rest of them in my Cell Phone Picture Extravaganza set over on Flickr. Feel free to send me more of these. I’ll keep adding them as we go.
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2:39 pm |
