June 30, 2007 | Parenting, The Goon Squad
What am I doing on Sunday?
I’m flying to Florida with The Goon Squad. Just the three of us.
Just me and two three year olds.
On an airplane.
I’m scared.
Hold me.
Archive for June, 2007
June 29, 2007 | I Have Issues
Last night I had a dream that I was talking to Ronnie James Dio about going to BlogHer. He didn’t make his reservations early enough, so he was staying in some Days Inn. I told him that he could put all of his giveaways in our room during the conference.
Apparently I am very generous when it comes to metal icons.
(Thanks to The Kaiser for my Superfly Dio/Sarah on the phone pictures)
June 28, 2007 | Randomness
Who says Yahtzee isn’t dangerous?
Right here is the dance that is going to win us the BlogHer dance off. Y and Jenn don’t stand a chance.
Did you know the naked baby from the cover of Nevermind is about to turn 16? He can almost drive.
Sorry, that is all I’ve got. It’s been kind of a boring day here. You know, unless you want to hear about how one of my cats keeps peeing in my dirty clothes baskets.
At least I hope it is one of the cats. Technically I have no proof that it is cat pee.
You don’t want to hear about that do you?
June 27, 2007 | badassery
Last night I set my alarm for 6:00 am.
I usually don’t set an alarm unless I have a flight to catch or it is a school day for The Goon Squad. It is Summer, and I am not going anywhere. So knowing that Ian will wake me up before 7:00 am at the very latest, why did I need to wake up so early?
I also write over at Strollerderby. Most mornings we run a feature called “Strollerderby Playdate“. I am in charge of Thursdays. Since I never got around to doing my post for last night I figured I would just get up early and finish writing it this morning.
After hitting snooze a mere three times, I actually got out of bed and turned on my computer. I was about 3/4 of the way done when I realized what you probably already know.
It is Wednesday.
Okay. Let’s move on.
Mel from Freak Parade thinks I am a Rockin’ Girl Blogger.
She must have seen my guitar.
(This is a button that I got from Jessica at Oh, the Joys - She is also a rockin’ blogger.)
Now for my nominees:
Dawn totally rocks.
Bossy Rocks.
Tink Rocks.
Jess rocks and rolls.
And Chase – Chase rocks the mic like a vandal.
This is not to say that the rest of you don’t rock, but I could only pick five. So there you have it.
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Oh, and one more thing…. anal fiesta.
June 26, 2007 | Proof of My Immaturity
Gabe just sent me a link to the Top 25 Car Names That Are Funny When the Word “Anal ” is placed in front of them.
This made me laugh so hard, that I will not only link to it, but I will also give you the entire list here:
25. Frontier
24. Ascender
23. Excursion
22. Diablo
21. Defender
20. Vibe
19. Commander
18. Aviator
17. Trooper
16. Avalanche
15. Odyssey
14. Avenger
13. Prowler
12. Raider
11. Breeze
10. Trailduster
9. Quest
8. Legend
7. Amigo
6. Rodeo
5. Rampage
4. Scoupe
3. Town and Country
2. Probe
1. Ram
Gabe’s favorite is the Town and Country. I’m fond of the Rodeo.
Seriously, Explorer didn’t even make the list? That would be funny. You know what, they are almost ALL funny. Expedition? Applause. Accent. Sonata. Liberty. Escape. Golf.
I swear I could do this all day. Instead, I will feed my children.
