Ian was asking me for a snack.
I said: I will give you two bug cookies in exchange for a big hug.
(Bug cookies are graham crackers that come in the shapes of caterpillars and butterflies and dragonflies etc.)
Ian reached his arms out to me. I was feeling one of those I love my son so much I think I might explode moments.
I picked him up and he started kicking me.
What are you doing? I asked.
You are squishing my poop. He said.