This weekend we will be going to an undisclosed location in Florida to get really really drunk hang out with some of my friends from college. The good news is we aren’t taking the kids. The bad news is that I will not have any internet connection. The other good news (shut up, it is my blog, I can have more than one good news per bad news) is that I have lined up some superfly bloggers to entertain you while I am too drunk to type relaxing by the lake.
In the meantime, besides my hundreds (I’m not kidding either) of hits from people searching for midget porn and hermaphrodite porn and Doodlebops without Makeup, I’ve had some doozies this month.
For those of you who are new to the place, and new to blogging, there are actual things that people have typed into google or yahoo. Here are a few of the other search terms that have brought you here to Sarah and the Goon Squad:
Bob Geldof antipope
tell the guy dressed up as a dancing chicken what to do
motivational poem for bulimics
I wish I was clever enough to write one that wasn’t distasteful.
“snakes on a plane” bathroom boobs
Maybe you had to see the movie. I don’t get this one at all.
Trent Green’s haircut
Tammy 28 Celtic Frost
How can I stop my neighbor from mowing my yard?
I wish I knew.
Gordon Ramsay crying.
Pictures of Brett Favre crying
“Hand me that piano”
cinnamon midget porn
Steve Vai’s underwear
Tammy Celtic Frost Chicago
It isn’t that I haven’t said all of those words, I’m sure I have, just not in that order. And probably not all in one post.
Teach my ass photos
Thanks for THAT visual.
Ravens bowling pictures
Do you mean the Baltimore Ravens?
That is all. I talk to you guys next week.