Every time I write something even mildly scandalous on my site, Sarah leaves me a comment about how upset my mother is going to be when she reads it. This always freaks me out, because my mom doesn’t read my site, but it makes me wonder if maybe Sarah knows something I don’t know. Here’s what I do know:
- Sarah gave me access to her blog, which was silly.
- Sarah has no internet access for the entire weekend.
- Sarah’s mom does read this site. (Hi, Sarah’s mom!)
So, I decided I would tell you every scandalous and embarrassing thing I know about Sarah and then leave her a comment about how upset her mother is going to be when she reads it.
Except that then I couldn’t think of anything scandalous or embarrassing about Sarah, except that she recently got way too drunk on tequila and couldn’t walk for two days afterwards, but she told you that herself so it hardly counts.
Yeah, I’m totally bummed about it too. Hey! Maybe Sarah’s mom can tell us something embarrassing! How about it, Sarah’s mom?