A Guest Poster Drops The Ball

Oh sweet buttery Jesus! It’s Sunday night and I promised Sarah I’d guest post this weekend. It’s the 11th hour and I’ve got nothing. Performance anxiety, I guess.

I, Chris Cactus,  was planning on coming up with something brilliant so Sarah wouldn’t wonder why the hell she’d left me the keys to this place. But, see, life got in the way. Specifically, our house. Or, the plan to sell our house.

So Sarah – and all the legions of Sarah fans out there who are, honestly, on the right track because she’s one hell of a cool person – I humbly apologize.

This is not my best work. I’ll never be late to guest post again. This is not my best work. I’ll never be late to guest post again. This is not my best work. I’ll never be late to guest post again. This is not my best work. I’ll never be late to guest post again. This is not my best work. I’ll never be late to guest post again. This is not my best work. I’ll never be late to guest post again. This is not my best work. I’ll never be late to guest post again.

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  1. At least you didn’t post on your site when you should have been posting here. Then she’d be really ticked! Nice save with the sentences.

  2. there was cutting and pasting involved yes?

    there would be if that were me but I’m a lazyhead.

    Happy Father’s Day to Gabe (you too Chris)

  3. Barbara says:

    I used to have to write things out 100 times. You think Sarah’s going to let you off that easy? I just can’t imagine she would… I vote for devious revenge… At least imaginative revenge to say the least… 😉

  4. That ending was excellent! She should totally forgive you now.

  5. If my younger son had a blog, we could exchange posts. His repeating sentence is “I will ask permission before using my brother’s stuff.”

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