Comments on: This Woman Needs Her Own Blog

By: Patois

Patois — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 18:59:38 +0000

I’d like to play the Middle Eastern woman who’s not been seen in two years. Of course, it will be an easy part to play because she’s clearly dead. So my lack of acting experience won’t be a factor. And it also won’t matter that I don’t look Middle Eastern because I will either be dressed in a burka or wrapped in an Oriental rug.

By: sherry

sherry — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 13:56:33 +0000

I want her to have a blog just because I really need to know more about Screaming Derrick.

By: Yvonne

Yvonne — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 06:30:56 +0000

I’d like the place of neighbourhood bitch. Seeing as how all the kids gravitate to my house cause I make cookies and gingerbread for them. The kids adore me… parents all hate me. Sigh Or you can just call me “The Sucker” cause I have all the kids and you lot can all have a cocktail party at the middle eastern house. THAT woman is either dead or in SERIOUS need of a drink and some company!

crunchycarpets…. what’s a stoop?

By: Matthew

Matthew — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 04:22:35 +0000

I was gonna say I want to be The Stripper but I’d probably be cast as Sick in The Head Ladder guy.

By: tiffany

tiffany — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 00:14:07 +0000

i would totally read. and i want to pee in the driveway, should we ever make the movie.

By: Mom101

Mom101 — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 23:40:38 +0000

I second that!

I made two friends get their own blogs based on their comments at my place. I’m still working on the third.

By: crunchycarpets

crunchycarpets — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 22:14:11 +0000

LOL…I wanna be the dead beat mom who is only seen in her pink bathrobe screaming at her kids from the front stoop.

By: Alison

Alison — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 22:05:08 +0000

I’ve threatened a few times to go ahead and create two blogs – one each for Mich and Jen – start populating them with a few of their best e-mails, and then give them the keys to take it from there. They both really need to be blogging.

In college Mich kept this screw-ball community journal of drunken quotes and odd moments that we wouldn’t want to forget in the morning. Today if you read it, maybe a fifth of it makes sense. We also used to keep lists of Saturday Night Live sketch ideas. Those two things alone could give her enough blog fodder for a year or so – if she still has ‘em on hand.

By: Insanemommy

Insanemommy — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 21:22:42 +0000

You mean the middle eastern lady hasn’t been seen in two years and no one found that odd? I mean her neighbors?! Weird stuff. Yeah, I would watch for sure.

By: L.A. Daddy

L.A. Daddy — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 20:42:07 +0000

Yeah, a TV show. A blog. Or least the number of a good moving company. That girl needs a new neighborhood!

Moi? Can I be Cat Lady?