June 26, 2007
Gabe just sent me a link to the Top 25 Car Names That Are Funny When the Word “Anal ” is placed in front of them.
This made me laugh so hard, that I will not only link to it, but I will also give you the entire list here:
25. Frontier
24. Ascender
23. Excursion
22. Diablo
21. Defender
20. Vibe
19. Commander
18. Aviator
17. Trooper
16. Avalanche
15. Odyssey
14. Avenger
13. Prowler
12. Raider
11. Breeze
10. Trailduster
9. Quest
8. Legend
7. Amigo
6. Rodeo
5. Rampage
4. Scoupe
3. Town and Country
2. Probe
1. Ram
Gabe’s favorite is the Town and Country. I’m fond of the Rodeo.
Seriously, Explorer didn’t even make the list? That would be funny. You know what, they are almost ALL funny. Expedition? Applause. Accent. Sonata. Liberty. Escape. Golf.
I swear I could do this all day. Instead, I will feed my children.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 8:57 am • Proof of My Immaturity
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June 26th, 2007 at 9:14 am, Janet a.k.a Wonder Mom Says:
Anal Diablo!
My new favorite saying!
June 26th, 2007 at 10:09 am, You can call me, 'Sir' Says:
I think you can pretty much throw anal in front of just about any noun and a few verbs and squeeze comedy out of it, no?
Raincoat
Microwave
Bookmark
Spittoon
Burp
I rest my case.
June 26th, 2007 at 10:09 am, MammaLoves Says:
This is WONDERFUL! I was sad Expedition didn’t make the list.
How about the Anal Accord? Guess someone would get f*cked in those peace talks.
Sorry. Couldn’t help myself.
June 26th, 2007 at 10:26 am, Kayce Says:
I’m kinda partial to the Vue myself.
June 26th, 2007 at 10:38 am, Kate Says:
I rather like Anal Explorer (I might be biased..) and Anal Ranger myself, neither seem to have made the list.
Anal Accord… muahahaha
June 26th, 2007 at 10:52 am, Holmes Says:
Somebody beat me to the obvious Ranger, but there’s always Outback…which for some reason makes me giggle if it’s used as two words (as in “out back”, as in, “we keep the anal out back.”
June 26th, 2007 at 11:03 am, Ian Says:
Hehe you crack me up. I can’t help but remember the Anal Intruder from the movie Top Secret.
Ian
June 26th, 2007 at 11:34 am, Julie Pippert Says:
That is actually hilarious! LOL!
June 26th, 2007 at 11:51 am, Chase Says:
That’s great! I’m partial to the Anal Breeze, though. It made me crack right up!
June 26th, 2007 at 12:10 pm, Sarah (In the Trenches of Mommyhood) Says:
I just got some funny stares here at work because I’m laughing out loud at this.
June 26th, 2007 at 1:01 pm, Dawn Says:
Anal Mercedes sounds like a bad ghetto porn name.
June 26th, 2007 at 1:11 pm, Devra Says:
We like our cars “old school”:
Dart
Pacer
Granada
Nova (which translates from the Spanish as “no go” which makes it even better in my NSHO.)
Arrow
Gremlin (my fave)
Super Sport
Judge
Road Runner (which would be the OCD version of the one on the cartoon, right?)
El Camino (sounds like it could be an enemy of Zorro)
June 26th, 2007 at 2:36 pm, Phoenix Says:
Probe? Seriously? There’s a car called a probe? I love it. I think Anal Rampage might be my favorite though.
June 26th, 2007 at 2:56 pm, ali Says:
anal probe. definitely my favorite. a classic. but it never gets old.
June 26th, 2007 at 3:13 pm, Trish Says:
I like the anal burp from You Can Call Me ‘Sir’.
Isn’t anal defender a nickname for some “you don’t want to put that there” ass problem? I’m just saying, makes sense to me.
June 26th, 2007 at 5:25 pm, tiffany Says:
anal scoupe got me. i think it was the ‘e’ at the end, it just adds a little class.
but, you’re right about all the ones that are missing.
anal sonata?
classic.
my boyfriend performs them all the time while he sleeps.
June 26th, 2007 at 5:34 pm, Hygiene Dad Says:
OMG, how appropriate that my first car was the probe.
June 26th, 2007 at 5:37 pm, ~Crystal Says:
lol
Thanks for the laugh
We drive the Anal Town and Country (the twins made us do it)
and the Anal Grand Prix *snicker*
Right now I feel about 12 years old.
AWESOME!
Used to have an Anal Neon (doesn’t work AS well) and an Anal Ranger *snort*
Of course, there’s always Jeep’s new Anal Commander…Liberty…Patriot…Grand Cherokee…Compass…Wrangler
OMG you’re right, this could go on ALL day…
I have children to tend to
June 26th, 2007 at 11:12 pm, Sueb0b Says:
You know that my new car is a Honda “Fit” don’t you?
June 27th, 2007 at 7:55 am, Sarah Says:
Anal Fiesta.
June 27th, 2007 at 8:08 am, Gidge Says:
You left off mine!
Anal Vue!
June 27th, 2007 at 8:33 am, Elizabeth Says:
How does that list not include my van, the Anal Grand Voyager? Or my husband’s, the Anal Classic? My favorite from the last has to be the Anal Rampage. Because I’m a 10 year old boy too.
June 27th, 2007 at 9:57 am, Paula The Surf Mom Says:
Yep very grown up there. I drive an Avalanche and now the experience will never be the same.
June 27th, 2007 at 10:41 am, Sarah and the Goon Squad » DOH! Says:
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June 27th, 2007 at 3:11 pm, mr. big dubya Says:
No Navigator? How about Mariner? Also:
Discovery
Challenger (a little old school)
Magnum
Charger
Nitro
Sportage
Lancer
Eclipse
Outlander
Endeavor
How are those?
June 27th, 2007 at 4:10 pm, Patois Says:
Reminds me of the whole jukebox game of adding “Under the Sheets” to any song title. But your game is a bit less PG-rated.
June 28th, 2007 at 1:33 am, samantha jo campen Says:
This is why I love you.
June 28th, 2007 at 9:57 am, MamaM Says:
Yeah, putting anal in front of almost anything is pretty funny.
Toaster
spray bottle
grapes (ewww)
chaos
Also, you forgot one of mine-”Five-hundred”. Anal five-hundred…wasn’t that a porn movie?
June 29th, 2007 at 11:28 am, Devra Says:
My husband contributes this:
Anal Javelin.
I know for me, thanks to Gabe and Sarah, walking thru a full parking lot will NEVER be the same again.
June 30th, 2007 at 1:13 pm, velocibadgergirl Says:
How about Anal Fusion?
July 3rd, 2007 at 6:02 pm, Gunfighter Says:
Anal Town & Country?
That’s the DC area all over!
July 4th, 2007 at 5:05 am, Dan Says:
OOh I’ve got a new one
Anal Focus.