Gabe just sent me a link to the Top 25 Car Names That Are Funny When the Word “Anal ” is placed in front of them.
This made me laugh so hard, that I will not only link to it, but I will also give you the entire list here:
25. Frontier
24. Ascender
23. Excursion
22. Diablo
21. Defender
20. Vibe
19. Commander
18. Aviator
17. Trooper
16. Avalanche
15. Odyssey
14. Avenger
13. Prowler
12. Raider
11. Breeze
10. Trailduster
9. Quest
8. Legend
7. Amigo
6. Rodeo
5. Rampage
4. Scoupe
3. Town and Country
2. Probe
1. Ram
Gabe’s favorite is the Town and Country. I’m fond of the Rodeo.
Seriously, Explorer didn’t even make the list? That would be funny. You know what, they are almost ALL funny. Expedition? Applause. Accent. Sonata. Liberty. Escape. Golf.
I swear I could do this all day. Instead, I will feed my children.
Anal Diablo!
My new favorite saying!
I think you can pretty much throw anal in front of just about any noun and a few verbs and squeeze comedy out of it, no?
Raincoat
Microwave
Bookmark
Spittoon
Burp
I rest my case.
This is WONDERFUL! I was sad Expedition didn’t make the list.
How about the Anal Accord? Guess someone would get f*cked in those peace talks.
Sorry. Couldn’t help myself.
I’m kinda partial to the Vue myself.
I rather like Anal Explorer (I might be biased..) and Anal Ranger myself, neither seem to have made the list.
Anal Accord… muahahaha
Somebody beat me to the obvious Ranger, but there’s always Outback…which for some reason makes me giggle if it’s used as two words (as in “out back”, as in, “we keep the anal out back.”
Hehe you crack me up. I can’t help but remember the Anal Intruder from the movie Top Secret.
Ian
That is actually hilarious! LOL!
That’s great! I’m partial to the Anal Breeze, though. It made me crack right up!
I just got some funny stares here at work because I’m laughing out loud at this.
Anal Mercedes sounds like a bad ghetto porn name.
We like our cars “old school”:
Dart
Pacer
Granada
Nova (which translates from the Spanish as “no go” which makes it even better in my NSHO.)
Arrow
Gremlin (my fave)
Super Sport
Judge
Road Runner (which would be the OCD version of the one on the cartoon, right?)
El Camino (sounds like it could be an enemy of Zorro)
Probe? Seriously? There’s a car called a probe? I love it. I think Anal Rampage might be my favorite though.
anal probe. definitely my favorite. a classic. but it never gets old.
I like the anal burp from You Can Call Me ‘Sir’.
Isn’t anal defender a nickname for some “you don’t want to put that there” ass problem? I’m just saying, makes sense to me.
anal scoupe got me. i think it was the ‘e’ at the end, it just adds a little class.
but, you’re right about all the ones that are missing.
anal sonata?
classic.
my boyfriend performs them all the time while he sleeps.
OMG, how appropriate that my first car was the probe.
lol
Thanks for the laugh
We drive the Anal Town and Country (the twins made us do it)
and the Anal Grand Prix *snicker*
Right now I feel about 12 years old.
AWESOME!
Used to have an Anal Neon (doesn’t work AS well) and an Anal Ranger *snort*
Of course, there’s always Jeep’s new Anal Commander…Liberty…Patriot…Grand Cherokee…Compass…Wrangler
OMG you’re right, this could go on ALL day…
I have children to tend to
You know that my new car is a Honda “Fit” don’t you?
Anal Fiesta.
You left off mine!
Anal Vue!
How does that list not include my van, the Anal Grand Voyager? Or my husband’s, the Anal Classic? My favorite from the last has to be the Anal Rampage. Because I’m a 10 year old boy too.
Yep very grown up there. I drive an Avalanche and now the experience will never be the same.
No Navigator? How about Mariner? Also:
Discovery
Challenger (a little old school)
Magnum
Charger
Nitro
Sportage
Lancer
Eclipse
Outlander
Endeavor
How are those?
Reminds me of the whole jukebox game of adding “Under the Sheets” to any song title. But your game is a bit less PG-rated.
This is why I love you.
Yeah, putting anal in front of almost anything is pretty funny.
Toaster
spray bottle
grapes (ewww)
chaos
Also, you forgot one of mine-”Five-hundred”. Anal five-hundred…wasn’t that a porn movie?
My husband contributes this:
Anal Javelin.
I know for me, thanks to Gabe and Sarah, walking thru a full parking lot will NEVER be the same again.
How about Anal Fusion?
Anal Town & Country?
That’s the DC area all over!
OOh I’ve got a new one
Anal Focus.