1) Who types “what does Simon Cowell think of Neil Diamond” into google?
2) How did they end up here?
Yes, it is time for the next installment of Google Searches that brought people here to SATGS. Behold the madness:
Chlamydia pink eye
“living eyebrows” paprika
my laundry smells
vegetable oil, diarhea
big butt midgets
drinking game can’t show teeth yelling
This person must mean “Calling All Vegetables”. Have you ever played that? I am always “Pea”.
pictures of Laura Bush in a bathing suit
For your viewing pleasure, and the searches of thousands (I shit you not) behold Moe Doodle without makeup:
courage of the Force M.D.’s
I know that without it The Minnow would be lost.
wall to wall carpet Broncos
I’m not making that up either.
And now I would like to answer some of your Googled questions:
Who is the old exorcist lady in Poltergeist?
The character is named Tangina Barrons. The actress is named Zelda Rubinstein.
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
kids laundry what do you use?
Are Bob the Builder and Wendy married?
I don’t think so. They live in separate trailers and they don’t wear rings. They do seem to share custody of Pilchard, the cat. Maybe they used to date? I guess that isn’t really answeing your question, but I do what I can.
What is a goomah?
Comàre (pronounced “goomah”) is the Italian word for godmother, which has come to mean “girlfriend” or “mistress.”
conjunction junction what’s your function?
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses.
[picture by Pam Pierce via dontpulltherope.com]