Something Slightly Different

For some reason the wifi that I am stealing at the beach allows me to go to my dashboard, but I can’t actually look at my blog. I also can’t send e-mails or use Google Reader. I can’t upload Flickr either, so you are going to have to wait for pictures of the twins in bathing suits. (It will be worth the wait.)

My point is that I am having issues reading other blogs, I can’t get my webmail or Outlooks to work correctly and I also can’t click on my own ads from here like I had planned. Drat.

The Gulf of Mexico is about 90 degrees right now. Say what you will, but that sounds perfect to me, so I’m going swimming.

I would hate for you guys to be bored, so here –

If you are ever in need of 61 different literary euphemisms for masturbation, they can be located over at Vonnegut’s Asshole. No, I’m not making it up. The site is called Vonnegut’s Asshole. Eric is a great writer. Go check out the alternate terms for masturbating.

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  1. I’ll click on some ads for you!

  2. You have NO idea how handy that info is! Just to drop some of them into conversation and have people go “huh?”

    Now excuse, while I go give my narrative a Faustian theme.

  3. You can never have too many literary euphemisms for masturbation. In fact you can never have too much masturbation. As Woody Allen said to Diane Keaton in “Annie Hall”, “Don’t knock masturbation! It’s sex with someone I love!” Uhhh…what was the question again?

  4. I clicked for you too :)

  5. And I thought I knew them all.

  6. Thanks for the kind words, Sarah. You almost make me feel like I’ve provided a valuable service. Or maybe your readers are just that rare breed who enjoy literary in-jokes and masturbation equally.

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