We interrupt our normal schedule of drunken rants to talk trash.
Tonight is the Blog Pound fantasy football draft. In honor of this, I present you with a list of people whose money will be mine come January.
(In alphabetical order – just like on Dallas)
BIYF
Bump
Kaiser
Kemp
More Diapers
So what should I buy?
I know that you people voted almost unanimously for drunken rants from my vacation instead of guest posts, but I just read my last two posts.
After I fixed a bunch of spelling errors (at least now my post from yesterday makes more sense – sort of) I began wondering if you aren’t regretting your choice.
You can still request guest posters. Actually, if you want I could probably even peer pressure Aunt Bob and LHM into guest posting live from my laptop.
Now that I’m thinking more about it, odds are that it would just be more drunken ranting anyway.
Maybe tomorrow I’ll just post pictures.
If you are playing the drinking game ‘categories’ and the category ‘One of your toes’ comes up, just yell “THE ONE THAT ATE ROAST BEEF!”
And this lunatic will spit beer right out of her nose.
This other jerk keeps making me drink. What kind of freak shows play drinking Chutes and Ladders and knows every square?
Note to self: Don’t go on vacation with people you meet on the internet.
They make you drink lots of beer.
I don’t mean this in the good way.
You wanted drunken rants?
Go tell Lumpyhead’s Mom happy birthday, even though that jerk made me do a shot when I lost at poker.
The Goon Squad made it through the six hour drive. They fell asleep 15 minutes before we got to the house.
Hmph.
More rants later. I’ve got to get back in the game.
Pictures to follow.
