TO: SATGS Readers
FROM: Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah
DATE: August 8, 2007
SUBJECT: My header/flash/loading times
It has come to my attention that my page loads very slowly.
I have made several changes to my site so that it would load faster, but alas, my header is flash (whatever that means) and so it still takes a while to load.
Do you like the lasers shooting out of Ian’s eyes, or would you prefer that I just do away with those so that my page loads faster?
Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah Esq.
(What does it even mean when you have esquire after your name? Am I lying about something or just being insufferable?)