Besides just having fabulous metabolisms and growing up as well as out, I have often wondered how little kids can eat so much garbage (Claudia pretty much exists on a diet of pasta, grilled cheese, cereal, french fries and goldfish – Dr. Atkins is spinning in his grave) and stay so thin.
Today it hit me. If you dance around like a lunatic every time somebody gives you a graham cracker just because you are so excited to eat that graham cracker you probably won’t be gaining a bunch of weight.
I’m starting a new diet plan today. Every time I go to grab a beer I’ll do a little happy dance. This way I figure:
1) I’ll burn off the bonus calories.
2) It counts as cardio.
3) It will please the beer Gods.
What do you think? Who is in?