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I’ve got nothing interesting to tell you today.

It was another day of separation anxiety (Claudia, not me. I love being apart.) and poopy underpants.

You guys tell me something funny, or send me a funny link. I need to be cheered up.

Spellcheck doesn’t think poopy is a word. Clearly Spellcheck does not have any children. 

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  1. this site can be fun sometimes

    http://truemomconfessions.com

    it can be weird too.

  2. Here’s a little joke for you……

    You can see anyone’s Driver’s License on the Internet, including your own! I just searched for mine and there it was…picture and all! Thanks Homeland Security!

    Go to the web site, and check it out.

    It’s unbelievable!!! Just enter your name, city and state to see if yours is on file. After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked “Please Remove”. This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement. Please notify all your friends so they can
    protect themselves, too. Believe me they will thank you for it.

    http://www.license.shorturl.com

  3. Ok this guy has a couple of videos on YouTube – the Bumblebee is good but the Bedtime one is great!

    http://www.youtube.com/user/ddbbcc333

  4. Hmmm, that’s odd. I’ve heard several women claim that Spellcheck is their baby’s daddy. So it could be he’s just forking over those paternity checks without ever changing a diaper.

    Bastard.

  5. I was in a meeting today and a guy brought this to the meeting with him:
    http://www.e3resources.org/Detail.aspx?id=7
    For some reason he thought that was appropriate for a meeting about converting data from an old database to a new database.
    I feel saved now.

  6. I may be totally late to the party on this, but I think that awkward manglings of the English language are hilarious. Here’s a site where you can put in a phrase, like “So easy a caveman can do it,” and it translates it into five or six languages, then back to English again, resulting in total nonsense. Nonsense is my bread and butter, of course.

    http://tashian.com/multibabel/

  7. I got nothing funny. Everyone’s getting sick again, and I have to figure out if anyone’s going to school tomorrow. Sigh.

    Arwen, after seeing the PRAY and REPENT signs on vacation, the evangecube doesn’t surprise me. And, Sheena, ya got me. Neener, neener. Thanks, Sarah & friends. You made my day less poopy.

  8. The only thing that made me REALLY laugh today was my mom IN THE MIDDLE OF HER EMAIL TO ME. Just saying “someone in here tooted and it wasn’t me”– she had her two “puppies” (75 lb labs) in the computer room with her, which is about the size of a postage stamp. Remarkably, she finished the email. I would have run gagging from the room. Dog farts stink. Okay, not what you were looking for? Sorry, I thought it was FUNNY!

  9. Here’s one that’s at least slightly amusing. A group of boys in PunditGirl’s class is quite rowdy and disrupting the class a lot. It’s clearly something that the teachers are now talking about in their language, because PG came home this afternoon and announced, “D. is having a hard keeping himself under control in the classroom.”

    And the understatements just keep coming.

  10. Today when I went to pick up the babes (twin 12 1/2 month olds) at daycare, my daughter had an ouch report… She was playing and another child bit her. After applying ice and a snuggle, she was fine and off and running. I’m getting all righteous indignation, another kid bit her, I hope he/she isn’t diseased, what kind of manners, yada, yada… and then go to talk to the caregiver, and… it was her brother who bit her. At least I know where he’s been.

  11. Jeff at View from the Cloud had the funniest post about Larry Craig ever the other day. Experiments and visual aids and everything.

    That license thing is scary!

    Tomorrow I’m posting happy news and success story of formerly separation anxiety child, as well as her Stranger Danger moment yesterday with a family friend (I know, doesn’t sound funny but is because it’s SOMEONE WE KNOW WELL and she implemented the rule).

    Hang in there.

    Julie
    Using My Words

  12. This may not be funny, but it IS entertaining:

    http://www.glamour.com/dosdonts

    And this is funny, to me at least:
    http://www.engrish.com/

    I have sympathy, because I am actively trying to learn another language, and doing it badly.

  13. You can call me, 'Sir' says:

    ~60 literary euphemisms for masturbation. You’re welcome.

    http://vonnegutsasshole.blogspot.com/2007/07/beat-generation.html

  14. Poopy is like the F word. It can be used as every part of speech. It’s one of God’s perfect words.

  15. Well, it is football season…

    http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/68552/detail/

  16. Here- I’m being a link whore, but if you don’t laught at this, there’s something seriously wrong with you…

    http://capebuffalo.blogspot.com/2007/09/rhymes-with.html

  17. This isn’t funny & it’s only mildly interesting (to you, probably not to anyone else): I just finished writing a story about UCF.

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