I don’t have anything good again today, so to entertain you I offer another episode of “Search Term that Have Brought People Here”. I’ve let my sitemeter upgrade expire, so this may be one of the last ones of these, so I hope you like it.
Before we get into these today can I just ask you why so many people are searching for pictures of Laura Bush in a bathing suit?
Is Chef Ramsey really an asshole?
I’ve never met the man, but he sure does curse at people a lot.
I always just thought she was really short.
brown cinnamon midget
I don’t know if I should be hungry or offended.
anal expedition 4 blog
myspace white boy do the wine
I find this one particularly confusing.
i feel wet i think i peed
So instead of searching for it, maybe you ought to try the bathroom.
Dee Dee Doodle Drunk
I do believe that is an alliteration.
vomiting pictures Tampa Bay Bucs
Okay, I get why you ended up here. What I don’t get is why you wanted that picture.
Why does Anthony Wiggle wear different shoes?
Ew. You remember what noodling is, right?
Do tatermitts work?
That’s what I want to know. When I was in Tampa at my parent’s house I was watching tv with my Dad and a commercial for tatermitts came on. I asked him if he thought they worked and he just rolled his eyes at me. Oh well, at least I know where I get my parenting skills.
“tater mitts suck”
Well, there we go.
strollers for parrots
Gordon Ramsay hermaphrodite
Wow. I really doubt it. But wow.
And now for you questions:
is Wubbzy a cat or a mouse?
Ian and Claudia insist he is a mouse.
big butt midgets
What is the seventh sign of the Apocalypse?
I don’t know. Frogs? Armageddon? Zima? American Idol?
Reasons New Jersey Sucks
I think I have two tampons in.
Immaturity in Fantasy Football
Does it count that I named one of my teams “Fistful of Peter”? Yeah. That has to count.
Oh, and hello to my new friends from bookclub. If this is the first post they read they are going to be terrified to show up next month. I’m sure they will be fascinated to see what Mrs. Onionbooty Big But Midget Tatermitts has to say about Steinbeck. I swear, I’m often coherent. Not always, but most of the time.