Onionbooty?

I don’t have anything good again today, so to entertain you I offer another episode of “Search Term that Have Brought People Here”. I’ve let my sitemeter upgrade expire, so this may be one of the last ones of these, so I hope you like it. 

Before we get into these today can I just ask you why so many people are searching for pictures of Laura Bush in a bathing suit?

Is Chef Ramsey really an asshole?

I’ve never met the man, but he sure does curse at people a lot.

poltergeist midget

I always just thought she was really short.

Christian Doodlebops

brown cinnamon midget

I don’t know if I should be hungry or offended.

vomit marbles

ouch.

anal expedition 4 blog

myspace white boy do the wine

I find this one particularly confusing.

i feel wet i think i peed

So instead of searching for it, maybe you ought to try the bathroom.

Dee Dee Doodle Drunk

I do believe that is an alliteration.

vomiting pictures Tampa Bay Bucs

Okay, I get why you ended up here. What I don’t get is why you wanted that picture.

Why does Anthony Wiggle wear different shoes?

noodling nude

Ew. You remember what noodling is, right?

Do tatermitts work?

That’s what I want to know. When I was in Tampa at my parent’s house I was watching tv with my Dad and a commercial for tatermitts came on. I asked him if he thought they worked and he just rolled his eyes at me. Oh well, at least I know where I get my parenting skills.

“tater mitts suck”

Well, there we go.

strollers for parrots

Gordon Ramsay hermaphrodite

Wow. I really doubt it. But wow.

onionbooty

anal rampage

And now for you questions:

is Wubbzy a cat or a mouse?

Ian and Claudia insist he is a mouse.

big butt midgets

What is the seventh sign of the Apocalypse?

I don’t know. Frogs? Armageddon? Zima? American Idol?

Reasons New Jersey Sucks

I think I have two tampons in.

I’m sorry.

Immaturity in Fantasy Football

Does it count that I named one of my teams “Fistful of Peter”? Yeah. That has to count.

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Oh, and hello to my new friends from bookclub. If this is the first post they read they are going to be terrified to show up next month. I’m sure they will be fascinated to see what Mrs. Onionbooty Big But Midget Tatermitts has to say about Steinbeck. I swear, I’m often coherent. Not always, but most of the time.

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  1. “I think I have two tampons in”

    UMM oww..how drunk would you have to be for that to happen? Because I really don’t know how else you could do that. Using a WAY too small size? Cause – ouch. This produced the same cross your legs reaction that blows to the groin cause my husband.

  2. I just got “sidewalk puke stain removal” and “orange booger in feces.” I never check my sitemeter unless you do one of these posts, and now I’m starting to understand why.

  3. I love looking at the queries that get people to me. Have you read Warren Ellis’ ‘Crooked Little Vein’. I think you will enjoy. He also writes over at suicide girls:
    http://suicidegirls.com/news/politics/22173/
    That will at least entertain. He is sort of like a Chuck Palahniuk or HST.

  4. What is onionbooty? It sounds like a cross between an appetizer and a dance. Interestingly, I got a hit for “Jamie Lee Curtis hermaphrodite” earlier this month. Wonder if it’s the same person.

  5. Two tampons in, needs to have their head examined. Then again, I once knew a chick who lost one. Neither sounds easy or comfortable to me.

  6. HOW do you get such interesting search terms?? I get things such as “chandra wilson’s SAG speech” and “room mother’s information sheet.” Big excitement in my google searches is “infertility” and “old gray mare.”

    I mean…????

    Yours are hilarious!

    Julie
    Using My Words

  7. how do you do the search thingy? thanks.

  8. Zima. Definitely Zima.

  9. “i feel wet i think i peed

    So instead of searching for it, maybe you ought to try the bathroom. ”

    LMBO! That was So funny, I literally laughed out loud when I read that, LOL!!!

  10. Big butt midgets – hands down my favorite. The thought of Laura in a bikini is scary. The thought of Dubya in one is worse.

  11. I still get comments on my posts about the Dbops from a couple years ago. Scary and sorry, I think it was me talking about them once on your blog that makes it come up. That’s my number one search phrase for mine. And I still need to order those Tater Mitts to try them out. I did try the EggStractor. I’ll have to write about that.

  12. I still get comments on my posts about the Dbops from a couple years ago. Scary and sorry, I think it was me talking about them once on your blog that makes it come up. That’s my number one search phrase for mine. And I still need to order those Tater Mitts to try them out. I did try the EggStractor. I’ll have to write about that.

    Ooh I almost forgot, you don’t have to be too drunk to lose a tampon or put one in when one’s already residing there. Um, not that I would know from personal experiance or anything. What? Ok, I’m coming mom. Bye.

  13. damn double posts. sorry

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