So far my kids have had three days of school. Well, one half day and two full days. So far Ian has pooped in his pants every single day of school. The first two days he wore underpants. Yesterday, the director of the school asked me to please bring him to school in pull ups. [...]
It’s Oh So Quiet
September 17, 2007
You hear that? It is is the sound of silence. I mean, I can hear the keys on the keyboard clicking, but that it the only sound around here. Do you want to know why? IT IS THE FIRST DAY OF PRESCHOOL!!! Can I get a hallelujah? I love my children. I really do, but [...]
How ‘Bout Them Bucs?
September 16, 2007
No. Seriously? How ’bout them Bucs? I didn’t see that one coming.
Calling All Techies
September 14, 2007
I have a question for all you techies out there. 1) My laptop looks like it is getting a signal, yet I can’t go online or check my e-mail from there, and so far it seems to be working other places. 2) My desktop seems to be working fine. Even with the router hooked up. Do I [...]
You Know What I Hate?
September 13, 2007
I mentioned this before when Corinne ran off to North Carolina, but I hate it when you make a new friend that lives near you and that you really like and then they up and move. What is it with North Carolina anyway?
Spring Cleaning For the Fall?
September 12, 2007
It is the beginning of a new school year and I must be antsy. I am making some changes in my life. I resigned from Strollerderby this morning. It is sad. I really liked that job, but it just stopped being fun for me. I guess I am on the lookout for a new paying [...]
I’d Like to Thank the Academy – Best Dressed
September 11, 2007
We were at the beginning of school playgroup yesterday. Most of the kids in the Goon Squad’s class this year were in their class last year too, but there are three little girls that we in the other 2 year old class that are now a part of our class. One of the moms that [...]
Two Reasons Why My Kids Will Grow Up to Fear New Jersey
September 9, 2007
Mommy, are you okay? Yeah, I’m just a little sad. Why are you sad Mommy? Well, you know my Uncle Howie? He died, and I’m just a little bit sad. He died? Yes. Why? He had a heart attack? Where did he go? What do you mean? Where is he now? Well, he’s in New [...]
The Mystery Bruise
September 8, 2007
When I was on vacation I ended up with a mystery bruise on my thigh. You know – one of those bruises that you just don’t have any idea where it came from? I was completely clueless, but I had been doing a lot of swimming with little kids and a lot of drinking with [...]
Randomness Part 87
September 7, 2007
Does Yo Gabba Gabba know what I need or what? You are all still using Blingo, right? RIGHT? I hope you realize that if you win, I win. Now, somebody please go win me the $1000 Home Depot shopping spree. I need a new toilet. That wasn’t a joke. I really need a new toilet. [...]
If There Is a Heaven
September 6, 2007
Sometimes not having a religion is difficult. Most times I am fine with my decisions about faith, but my uncle died last night. Now I wished I believed in heaven. I sort of have this image in my mind of my uncle up in heaven with my grandparents and my Grandfather giving him a hard [...]
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