Archives for October 2007

Ian Meets Sharpie

Ian Meets Sharpie Originally uploaded by Sarah606 It was bound to happen sooner or later.

What I Don’t Want to Hear in a Public Restroom Ever Again

Oh Mommy! I almost fell in the toilet. I suppose it could have been worse. Atleast she used the word almost.

It All Depends on What Scary Means to You

This weekend we’re flying down to Florida for Corbi’s wedding. I am going to be a bridesmaid and Ian and Claudia are going to be the ring bearer and the flower girl. The kids seem a little bit confused about what a wedding is. They have never been to one before and Ian wants to […]

Randomness Part 92

You know what word doesn’t get used enough? Whoremonger. I got a search hit the other day for “Joyce Carol Oates is fucking depressing”. Now, while I don’t think I ever wrote that (and having only read We Were the Mulvaneys) I am going to have to agree. Do you need more information on what […]

We Have a Winner!

The winner of our MOTHERS act contest is…. Andie D (which is very fitting since Ian is being a total grumppoptamus today)! Andie, please send me you address and I will mail you a signed copy of The Ghost in the House: Motherhood, Raising Children, and Struggling with Depression by Tracy Thompson. If the stupid […]

Traffic Experiment #2 – Contest Update #2

I just wanted to let you know how Traffic Experiment #2 is going. Now that I unbolded (Shut up. It could be a word. You don’t know.) your search term suggestions things are finally working. Our current leaders are Ali with Homer Simpson vagina tattoo and Tammy with forcing your husband to wear panties. I […]

Funny, He Usually Doesn’t Think About the Laundry.

Ian: Do you need to go down and switch over the laundry? Me: No. Why? Ian: (grinning) Me: Do you want to do something down there? Ian: No. Don’t you need to do anything downstairs? Me: No. Ian: Are you sure? Me: I’m sure. Why do you want me to go downstairs so much? What […]

MOTHERS Act and PPD (There is a Contest in Here Somewhere)

Postpartum depression is an illness. It is real and it isn’t funny. Anyone who has been through this themselves or is close to anyone that has suffered from PPD understands how serious it can be. Today is Blog Day for MOTHERS Act. the MOTHERS Act (Mom’s Opportunity to Access Help, Education, Research, and Support for […]

Co-Opping is Never Boring

Today it was my day to be the mommy in the classroom at our co-op preschool. My favorite quote of the day came when I took Ian, Claudia and one other little girl to the bathroom. The other little girl (I won’t tell you her name, but if you are one of the other parents […]

Randomness Part 91

Quick – somebody find this laptop! A lifetime supply of beer could save me a lot of money in the long run. (Thanks Lori.) Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is airing its final season. I’m just surprised because I thought it went off of the air a long time ago. How does Ted Allen […]

Claudia’s Set List

Claudia just performed a recital for me. It wasn’t a Capella, she had one maraca. Claudia’s Set List 1 – The Wheels on the Bus 2 – Head Shoulders Knees and Toes 3 – Shout at the Devil* She has really started mixing up her genres. I hope she doesn’t end up alienating her core […]

Claudia’s Posh Spice Impression

Claudia’s Posh Impression Originally uploaded by Sarah606 Really, she is wearing safety goggles, but doesn’t it look like Claudia is doing her best Victoria Beckham impression? As you can see by Ian’s tool belt, they were on their way to fix something. In this particular case, that meant hammering the crap out of our table.