Dear Mommy at Work,
You know how we played in the March Madness Wine Pool with you guys? The one where we bet wine instead of money? Right. Well, you know how Devra has owed you the bottle of wine since March because her slacker ass has been forgetting to give you the wine she has had at her house for nine months? And you know how Devra finally brought the wine* over here the other night?
I accidentally drank it.
Well, okay, it wasn’t exactly an accident. But I did drink it. And it was lovely. And now I owe you a bottle of wine. And twenty bucks from happy hour a couple of weeks ago. And five more bucks that Gabe borrowed from Pete when they went to happy hour. And if this fantasy football side bet goes the way it had been looking I’ll probably owe you a bottle of champagne come January.
So. Yeah. Sorry. I suck.
Cheers, Your Humble Servant,
*You could probably win back the wine – Devra is having a contest and giving some away.