October 12, 2007
Dear Nickelodeon/Nick Jr.,
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you from the bottom of my exhausted heart.
My kids have been absolute nightmares all day long. It took me two hours to get Claudia dressed this morning. Then the doorbell rang and it was DHL bringing me this:

Your timing could not have been more perfect. My children saw this and were falling all over themselves to be well behaved. Suddenly “NO! AAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAHHHHHHH!” became “Mommy, may we please watch Dora and the Mermaid? Dora is my favorite. Oh, I love Spongebob. Why, sure I’ll put some pants on. Which pants would you like me to wear today?”.
Thank you.
Your #1 Fan,
Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah
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Cross posted on my review blog Sarah Reviews Stuff Here.
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October 12th, 2007 at 12:25 pm, Lumpyheadsmom Says:
Wait, Nickelodeon just sends you free stuff? How do I sign up for such a gig?
October 12th, 2007 at 1:19 pm, KennethSF Says:
The Rugrats DVD has the same effect on my best friend’s nephews, I noticed.
October 12th, 2007 at 1:45 pm, Kelly Says:
I’ll need to finagle a copy of that Dora one. And I hate the days when even getting them dressed is a project. Doesn’t bode well for the rest of the day…but glad Nick Jr. turned yours around!
October 12th, 2007 at 2:01 pm, rimarama Says:
Ha! I don’t care what anyone says, TV is an excellent babysitter and disciplinarian.
October 12th, 2007 at 4:02 pm, Kathy/ Lessons from the Laundry Says:
Scary what will turn them into good little girls and boys. My son is grounded from video games and computer today. I bought puzzles. He is not impressed.
October 12th, 2007 at 4:26 pm, Becky Says:
Which organ do I have to sell to get on that list? I’m on Day 2 of World of Poop Tour. I don’t know WHAT they’re feeding them at school, but I need to go slap somebody.
October 12th, 2007 at 7:54 pm, Mike Says:
I love when the mail man remembers to bring something for the kids. Today he brought two pumpkins and some free credit cards. What more could a couple kids ask for? Well, sure, I guess they ask for Nickelodean DVDs.
October 12th, 2007 at 11:23 pm, slackermommy Says:
Rock on! Nick has come through for me on me occasions. I worship Spongebob.
October 13th, 2007 at 7:25 am, You can call me, 'Sir' Says:
This feels like a safe place to ‘out’ myself as a SpongeBob fan. I’d totally put pants on if I could watch SpongeBob. Not so for Dora, though. That stuff’s for kids.
October 13th, 2007 at 11:49 am, julie Says:
All hail the power of Nick.
October 13th, 2007 at 1:49 pm, patois Says:
All hail Nick.
October 14th, 2007 at 2:33 pm, Maggie Says:
I’m glad that Nickelodeon has that sort of power in someone else’s house!
October 14th, 2007 at 10:34 pm, PunditMom Says:
You are a lucky, lucky woman. May we get some copies over here at Chez PunditMom?
October 15th, 2007 at 12:30 am, Fog City Mommy Says:
Niiiiiiiice.
October 15th, 2007 at 7:15 am, Christina Says:
Isn’t it great to feel like you have power over your kids sometimes? Kid compliance is always a welcome thing. And with twins, well…you deserve some quiet time provided by Dora.
And dear Nick rep sending Sarah goodies - please send us some, too. I have a Nick Jr. loving 3 year old and the need for peace in my house. I can offer reviews and my eternal thanks.