I know today is supposed to be Love Your Body Day, but I am here to tell you that I don’t love my body.
I am mad at myself for gaining back all of the weight I lost last year, and then gained back, and then lost most of, and then gained back again. I am mad at myself for not being able to exercise any form of (what Devra refers to as) pie hole control.
I’m not fishing for compliments. In fact I don’t want any. All I ask of you is the name and phone number of a doctor in the D.C. Metro Area who will prescribe me some Fen-Phen, or some other miracle drug.
Thank you for your assistance.