I sit here in awe. I am stunned by the number of people searching for “onionbooty”. Until recently I had never even heard the term. Sadly, I searched it myself to see what it was. Big ‘ol round ‘Baby Got Back’ style booties. No lie. Think soca album covers.
I’m sure the people searching for onionbootys are sorely disappointed when they end up here.
Is is going very poorly. I haven’t had crap for hits on any of them. In fact, I’ve had more hits for Mike Gravel, and I just wrote about that guy yesterday.* I also got one hit today for “Why do cats puke in shoes?”. I wish I had the answer to that question.
I was going to put a list of our current leaders here, but since there are none instead I will ask you a technical question. Do you think it is possible that by bolding the search terms it makes the search engines refuse to recognize them?
* I also got linked to by a Tom Tancredo website. I hope his people don’t try to come and get me.
Does this read more thing piss you guys off? Tell me if it does and I’ll stop doing it. I’m just experimenting with where to put my footnotes since I can’t seem to stop using them. See, Gabe was giving me a hard time about using too many parenthetical asides and so I’m trying to use little astericks instead. What do you think? Which way is better?