I just wanted to let you know how Traffic Experiment #2 is going.
Now that I unbolded (Shut up. It could be a word. You don’t know.) your search term suggestions things are finally working.
I was so fascinated by Ali’s search term about the vagina tattoo that I did some research. You people are NEVER going to believe this: do not click this link at work. (I should have known that Susie Bright would come through for me.)
I’ll give you another update sometime next week. The kids and I are also going to draw a winner for our other contest this afternoon. (There is still time to enter to win).
In the meantime Ian and I will be at the ENT trying to figure out why he drools so much.
(For a recap of all of the terms in the contest click more – if you’ve already seen them, don’t click more.)
Arwen: Chocolate Chip Cookies that make you fart, poot, toot or pass gas.
Kellyology : asshole bleaching or bleaching your asshole and 4-year-old soccer.
Michele gives us: Under my skirt, fat naked chick and “at pregnant naked chick.
Chase : vagina taste, girls tasting ass and taste of female piss…. tig ol bitties and double d boobs.
Luther: Can you get high from smoking a hemp skirt?
Tastes Like Crazy : boobs.
ktjrdn : duct tape prom dress and AOL is a virus
Emily: reindeer poop.
Papa Bradstein: Ahmadinjead Uses iPhone to Take Picture of Britney’s Boobs, Bleached Ass and Sends Taste to Lindsay Lohan, Plus Posts on MySpace.
Whit: Pregnant Miley Cyrus and Nude Vanessa Hudgens in sex tape scandal with gay Zac Efron and Kim Possible.
Floreksa : Removing Vongo
Ree: Do grasshopper legs taste like chicken?
De in D.C.: edible underwear panties red.
You can call me Sir: is my ass haunted by pirates?
Elizabeth : baby names that end in y .
Paula the Surf Mom : outing Marsha and Jan Brady as lesbians
Tammy says: forces son/husband to wear panties/dresses.
Jill: catapult pumpkins or catapult midgets or is Sara Sidle dead. homemade dildo ?
Kate : poop on boobs and snuggle boobs feast
Patois: Bush visits Britney’s breastfeeding pictures in Facebook.
NG : was mr rogers in prison and sharp shooting crotch pain
The Other Bear : aunty’s breast milk
Suburban Oblivian: Oblivion boobs or oblivion hooker
XDM: Pregnant Pounders
Devra: panties and what does schmuck mean, naked barbie or panties image search.
Geena from Perpetual Exhaustion : mommy tampon aunt flo
Busy Mom: Anything with the Wiggles
Karen: boy enemas.
Sassymonkey: edible underwear.
Samantha Jo from Back to Me : Getting spanked by a semi
Velocibadgergirl from Pardon the Egg Salad :Kat von D’s boobs.
Suebob : peeing pants stories. Scarlet Johanson tits
Fear and Loathing in Stepford: I saw my first penis, camels eating generic viagra with their toes in bed with the olsen twins and lindsay lohan and paris hilton and rush limbaugh and a few tranny hookers… and mitt romney.
Phoenix: Nature’s Porn.
Trish : Huge lactating nipples. How to deal with my idiot ex-husband.
Redneck Mommy: redneck, mommy’s boobs and duct tape.
Casey : lesbian cucumber sandwich.
Gidge: gorrilla bakes poop cookies. Gorilla poops no bake cookies.
Helena from Thrice Blessed Momma: in the gyno stirrups
The Queen of Shake Shake :Mike Rowe naked, crack whore videos, skid mark panties and Queen of Farts.
ps – Here are a few of my own: Ann Coulter and jews, The Office Pam no shirt, butt nugget, DJ Lance Rock, fart blossom, Project Runway Season 4.