I posted this a while back on DC Metro Moms Blog but since I am still mad at Spirit Airlines I thought I would publish it here too. I mean, it is either this, or I can tell you the story about how Ian barfed in my hand (again) yesterday. ____ Dear Spirit Airlines, I [...]
Dumbledore is Gay
October 21, 2007
You know, I’ve read 6 1/2 of the Harry Potter books and I never picked up on Dumbledore being gay. Great. Here comes the Christian Coalition again. I think I can smell the books burning from here.
Another SATGS PSA: On Loudness (not the Japanese Heavy Metal Band)
October 19, 2007
If you happen to have one of these for the love of God, don’t show your children how to work the volume control. You are welcome. Now, where the hell did I put my Advil?
Randomness Part 90
October 19, 2007
Remember how I lost that bet with Gidge? You have got to go read what happens when you win that bet. My favorite line from the post is: “People who don’t like Biz Markie, are not really people worth spending any time with.” My favorite headline this week (by far) is Mystery Underwear Stymies Guantanamo [...]
Traffic Experiment #2 – An Update
October 18, 2007
I sit here in awe. I am stunned by the number of people searching for “onionbooty”. Until recently I had never even heard the term. Sadly, I searched it myself to see what it was. Big ‘ol round ‘Baby Got Back’ style booties. No lie. Think soca album covers. I’m sure the people searching for [...]
Love Your Body Day
October 18, 2007
I know today is supposed to be Love Your Body Day, but I am here to tell you that I don’t love my body. I am mad at myself for gaining back all of the weight I lost last year, and then gained back, and then lost most of, and then gained back again. I [...]
Seven More Things
October 17, 2007
Well, I haven’t quite finished the book (Shut up. It’s a long book.), but since I was tagged, and since I love Kaleigh I thought I would tell you seven more random/strange things about myself. Assuming you care: 1) I am obsessed with checking the search terms that bring people to my blog. Yesterday I [...]
I’m Not Ignoring You
October 15, 2007
I promise, I’m not ignoring you. I just can’t seem to tear myself away from this book.
Nickelodeon Has Smiled Upon Me Today
October 12, 2007
Dear Nickelodeon/Nick Jr., Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you from the bottom of my exhausted heart. My kids have been absolute nightmares all day long. It took me two hours to get Claudia dressed this morning. Then the doorbell rang and it was DHL bringing me this: Your timing could not have been [...]
Netflix Has Lost Its Mind
October 11, 2007
Netflix Has Lost Its Mind Originally uploaded by Sarah606 Honestly Netflix, just because I like “Cliff ‘Em All” and “Talking Words Factory” does not mean I want to watch a two disc series on Joe Satriani. Hey you. Yeah you, the one snickering at me. Metallica was still good when “Cliff ‘Em All” was recorded, and [...]
Ham and Gruyere Quiche
October 11, 2007
Good lord, did you people actually ask me for a recipe? I’ll have you know I am not known for my cooking skills. Either way, this is based on a recipe for Ham and Cheese Quiche that I found in “Joy of Cooking”, but I think it is better my way. Here goes nothing: Sarah and [...]
Trashmouth Jr.
October 10, 2007
I recently revealed to you people that my son has a potty mouth. Since I think we are all fairly clear that he gets this from his mother I have really tried to clean up my language around the kids. I’m just not that good at it. I say this because of two separate incidents today. [...]
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