Archives for November 2007

Randomness Part 96

I’ve got three links regarding rap music that I love. First – charts and bar graphs about rap lyrics that made me laugh so hard that I cried. I cried! (Thank you Kaiser) Second – the top 10 rap songs that white people love. Oh, it is funny because it is true. I stole this […]

Closing in on It: Contest Update #3

I will tally the hits for my ongoing contest on December 1st. (I don’t feel guilty about it since I finally sent out the prize from my last contest). For those of you that are new to the place, I am having a contest to see who could come up with the term that would […]

Sometimes I am Such a Girl

I have a lot of traditionally masculine interests. I love football. I love beer. I used to be in a garage band. I have a lot of guy friends. I (along with Kemp) started a sports blog. In fact, as I type this I am watching “Inside the NFL” which I TiVo every week. Keeping […]

Randomness Part 95

You may have to be either a singer or an opera connoisseur to appreciate this one, but check out this kid (a boy) singing The Queen of the Night aria. I can’t even do that an octave down. Wow. (Thanks Tito.) Can you tell when I have links? Do you want me to change the […]

I’ve Lost My Voice

On Saturday night Gabe and I went over to Becky’s house for dinner. We had a fantastic time and we stayed up way too late just talking.  As it neared 1:00 am I noticed that my voice was a bit more – um, Kathleen Turner than normal. I woke up the next morning and I […]

An Open Letter to Florence, South Carolina

Dear Florence, SC, In my recent travels I happened briefly upon your fair city and I am left with a few questions for you: No alcohol on Sundays? At all? Not even beer? How do you people watch football? Your prompt response would be most appreciated. Love, Sarah 

No Bear Left Behind: Another SATGS PSA

Say you are on a road trip and you spend one night in a hotel before driving 600 more miles to your destination. Make damn sure that you have BOTH children’s bears. Don’t just look under the bed. Be sure to look between the sheets and the comfortor too. You are welcome. (Not doing so […]

No Place Like Home for the Holidays

Do you want to know what rules about being back at the house you grew up in for Thanksgiving? When your son’s cool new “binoculars”: Turn out to be your autographed Paul Gilbert (of Mr. Big and Racer X fame) poster, circa Cereal Killer.* Then your husband makes fun of you a lot for being […]

Just Part of My Life: A One Act Play

CHARACTERS ME: A suburban mom 20ISH GUY: a Barnes and Noble Employee 30ISH WOMAN: another Barnes and Noble Employee. Possibly 20ISH GUYS boss. [A Barnes and Noble in Tampa, Florida. The suburban mom walks into the music section of the store. The 20ISH GUY approaches the new customer.] 20ISH GUY: Can I help you find […]

In 3s

So, I was in the shower and I had This Beastie Boys lyric stuck in my head  “Shea Stadium the radium E M D squared” (which I always thought was Shea Stadium, palladium, EMC2, which is wrong. I looked it up here and they even give you the ‘meaning’ ) and I had a great idea for a […]

The Worst Part is that it is that She was Telling the Truth

For as long as I live I never ever want to hear this again. “Hey Mommy! We both pooped on the floor!”

Randomness Part 94

It occurs to me that my last post might not make any sense. Sorry about that. I’m like that in real life too. I only make sense about 30% of the time. I don’t know these guys. I have no idea who they are. I hope they aren’t mad that I am using this picture, but […]