Archive for November, 2007
I’ve got three links regarding rap music that I love. First – charts and bar graphs about rap lyrics that made me laugh so hard that I cried. I cried! (Thank you Kaiser)
Second – the top 10 rap songs that white people love. Oh, it is funny because it is true.
I stole this from Samantha at Back to Me. It is about Darth Vader and it involves legos, Eddie Izzard and a cafeteria line.
Third – a nice song. Everyday Normal Guy – the rap. (thanks Kate) I can’t resist anything with the line – my parents are pretty nice people mother fucker.
Mommy at Work thinks that the state of South Carolina reads me and is catering to my needs.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
2:17 am |
I will tally the hits for my ongoing contest on December 1st. (I don’t feel guilty about it since I finally sent out the prize from my last contest).
For those of you that are new to the place, I am having a contest to see who could come up with the term that would generate the most traffic.
So far it is looking like Ali has the thing in the bag. She suggested Homer Simpson vagina tattoo.
You would be surprised how many people are looking for that. Some are even looking for a vagina tattoo of Bart Simpson, but if that exists, I haven’t seen it.
No one suggested this term, but since so many people (I can only assume they are NOT Green Bay fans) are looking for a picture of Brett Favre crying, I give you this:
and this:
Maybe I’ll even have another picture to add after the Dallas game tonight.
Now I feel kind of mean. Sorry Brett.
I will announce the official results early next week. There is still time to enter, but it si going to have to be good to beat Ali. She found the pulse of the internet.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
5:40 pm |
I have a lot of traditionally masculine interests. I love football. I love beer. I used to be in a garage band. I have a lot of guy friends. I (along with Kemp) started a sports blog.
In fact, as I type this I am watching “Inside the NFL” which I TiVo every week.
Keeping this in mind, (as well as the fact that I am addicted to Bravo reality television) last night we stayed up late watching “Project Runway” (which Gabe says he watches in hope of seeing side boob). Last week the special guest judge was Sarah Jessica Parker who I cannot stand, so when they said there was another celebrity this week I rolled my eyes. Then the designers walked into the room and there was Tiki Barber.
I squealed.
Like a girl.
I was so ashamed.
I couldn’t help it. I love the Barbers.*
And all of those designers that cried when they saw Sarah Jessica Parker didn’t even know who Tiki Barber was! The only one who recognized him was the one straight guy. I guess that helped me feel a little bit tougher.
* Even though they are identical twins I think Ronde better looking, but that is only because he is wearing a Bucs jersey.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
12:25 pm |
You may have to be either a singer or an opera connoisseur to appreciate this one, but check out this kid (a boy) singing The Queen of the Night aria. I can’t even do that an octave down. Wow. (Thanks Tito.)
Can you tell when I have links? Do you want me to change the color?
Mike Huckabee has a plan to secure the border: Chuck Norris. Damn right. (Thanks Frank Sucks)
Now that we have established that I am Godless, Devra sent me a picture of the Jesus of the Week.
The Kaiser sent a link with some advice on how to get a new Daddy (or Mommy, or both.) It is funnier than it sounds.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
6:22 pm |
On Saturday night Gabe and I went over to Becky’s house for dinner. We had a fantastic time and we stayed up way too late just talking. As it neared 1:00 am I noticed that my voice was a bit more – um, Kathleen Turner than normal.
I woke up the next morning and I sounded more like Denny Green after a game.
I’m sorry. Was that too random? What I mean is that I had lost my voice.
Then we drove home. 910 miles. Do you know how difficult it is to threaten the children in the back seat when you can’t make any sound?
Thank Bog for e-mail and the interweb. This way Mommy at Work can hear me trash talk her just fine when I tell the entire blogosphere that I beat her 144-72 in fantasy football this weekend.* That’s right, you heard me. I DOUBLED her score. Lapped her. And I did it while Adrian Peterson (the Purple Jesus) sat on the bench.
In case you didn’t quite catch that:
GOON SQUAD SARAH (aka All Hail the Hypnotoad): 144
MOMMY AT WORK (aka Indianapolis Easy Money Tramps**): 72
* No comment on my Blog Pound loss to L.A. Daddy. I seem to have conveniently lost my voice.
** That is seriously her ff team name. I wasn’t making that part up.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
11:13 am |
