Me: Did somebody poop?
Me: Are you sure? I think I smell poop?
Claudia: No, that is just how I smell.
Ian: Can we please listen to “20 Eyes” again?
(God, I love these kids.)
Claudia: My babies were all in my uterus at the same time. Keisha’s head was here (pointing), Mamia’s head was here and Purple Baby’s head was here. It was dark in there, but they could hear me talk.
Gabe: It is time to get out of the bath tub.
Ian: No! Not yet!
Gabe: Let me see your hands.
Yes, they are pruny.
Ian: They were like that before my bath.