Chris from Rude Cactus called me hip the other day. Clearly that solidified the fact that I would do something insanely dorky that day proving how uncool I really am.
Take for example this conversation that Gabe and I had about the singer from System of a Down and his new solo album.*
Me: You know, Serj. I can never remember his last name. What is it anyway?
Him: I don’t know – Ptolemy?
Me: I was going to say Tarkenton.
The real answer is Tankian.
I think.
Either way it is a good album.
*You could also take for example the fact that I had to e-mail The Kaiser to photoshop a picture of Serj Tankian’s head on Fran Tarkenton’s body.
Thanks Kaiser. This post wouldn’t even be funny without the picture. Although I could easily be the only one who thinks it is funny in the first place.
You are the rockinest.
I’m really psyched I called dibs on the onesie with the skull and pink tutu for Lula.
And before reading the post I thought “wow, that is one ugly football player.” Somehow, I don’t think he’s an ugly musician.
The pink chucks really are too cute though. My niece (19) wore a pair of black leggings with lace on the bottom under a short denim mini to my nephews b-day 2 weeks ago. I didn’t embarrass her by screaming “OhMyGod, that’s just how I used to dress 20 years ago” though I was screaming it in my head.
I too am unable to photoshop. I do recommend having access to someone who is willing to be one’s photoshopbiatch. I found it incredibly useful with the Mr. Spock pic for my post on DC Metro Moms Blog. There is absolutely no way I would have figured out how to do it. I know my skill set.
Ok. Sadly, I had no idea who the singer was. *sigh* I’d heard of the group, but for all I knew of them, there are alternately known as The Wiggles on the kiddie circuit.
However, I totally knew who Fran Tarkenton was. My hubby would be so proud!
Boy you must be taking alot of dayquil…
One of my readers called me “hip” the other day. I was like, “Who, me?” Craziness.