November 24, 2007
Say you are on a road trip and you spend one night in a hotel before driving 600 more miles to your destination.
Make damn sure that you have BOTH children’s bears.
Don’t just look under the bed. Be sure to look between the sheets and the comfortor too.
You are welcome.
(Not doing so may cause crying jags, temper tantrums, five days without a teddy bear, $9.75 in COD costs and the loss of your own blankey as a temporary replacement so that your daughter can sleep.)
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 6:57 pm • PSA
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November 24th, 2007 at 7:26 pm, Devra Says:
At least it was a bear and not your own underwear sent back to you in an envelope accompanied by a brochure of the upcoming symphony season.
Yes. That really did happen to me. Tell Claudia about it when she is 21. Or whenever she appreciates a good symphony brochure story.
November 24th, 2007 at 10:41 pm, lumpyheadsmom Says:
Oh no.
November 24th, 2007 at 11:34 pm, Suburban Oblivion Says:
Oh no!!! We’ve lost a stuffed animal or two, I’d prefer a bikini wax with no advil than losing a child’s blanket.
November 24th, 2007 at 11:38 pm, whymommy Says:
Oh no! I’m actually amazed that the hotel sent it to you. That they even bothered to not just blow you off. I hope bear + child are back together again….
November 24th, 2007 at 11:39 pm, whymommy Says:
(P.S. your amazon.com link when I just read this post included “We’re going on a bear hunt! Too funny.)
November 25th, 2007 at 11:16 am, Gidge Says:
I left a 100 Lanz flannel nightgown at the Omni in Chicago like, 18 years ago.
I was so upset to have left it – and then the staff there was like “are you sure you left it here?”
November 25th, 2007 at 11:22 pm, FENICLE Says:
OMG – do you have a blankey????? I DO!!! I thought I was the only 30 year old mother on Earth who still slept with hers!!!!
November 26th, 2007 at 2:49 pm, BOSSY Says:
And now you have provided Bossy with tonight’s nightmare. Thanks for that.