Last night Ian crawled into bed with us at about 4:00 am. He curled up with me and went back to sleep.
At about 6:30 he woke up and was all cute and cuddly and warm and he said:
“Mommy, you are stinky!”
I sort of woke up: “What?”
Then he clarified: “You are smelly. You need to take a bath. Or a shower.”
Yes, all of this coming from someone that craps in his own pants.
Parenting is so charming.
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