Seven MORE Things About Me (Plus Bonus iTunes Meme)

Amy at Tastes Like Crazy tagged me for the seven things meme. Yes, I’ve done it before. I may even do it again. 1) I don’t know how many of you love “Arrested Development” the way that we do, but you are, you may be the only people that will understand this. I’ve been trying [...]

I Twitter

I finally caved in to the peer pressure. I joined Twitter. And I follow Henry Rollins. Mostly because I am dying to know what on Earth Henry Rollins would twitter about. Holy shit. I just used the words “Henry Rollins” and “twitter” in the same sentence. I can honestly say I never thought that would happen. Anyway, [...]

Generation Gap

My children will never know what it was like to live in America before 9/11. They have always had TiVo. The lowest tech video game system they have ever seen is PlayStation 2. As far as they know you have always been able to say the word shit on television. I don’t think they even [...]

It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Indeed it is the most wonderful time of the year. I love December. It’s got everything – football, Christmas, my birthday, playoff football, special holiday beer, lots of cheese, bowl games, Christmas music (not the radio crap, but the classical stuff that makes Gabe nuts), excuses to buy expensive wine, New Years Eve parties… December [...]

We Have a Winner!

It must be the weekend. I can tell because on Friday nights my hits for midget hermaphrodite porn and Laurie Berkners boobs go through the roof. My favorite search term from this weekend so far? So I said, “that is my foot”. Speaking of hits and search terms and whatnot. I bet you are wondering [...]