My favorite search term from this week: soda can in my ass.
Runner Up: I have to poop McCain.
2nd runner up: Phantom pussy
3rd runner up:can tucky fried chicken.
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My favorite search question of the week: What kind of jeans do hipsters wear?
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A conversation that made me scratch my head:
(Claudia and Ian had gotten in trouble for fighting and Claudia was trying to make up with her brother)
Claudia: Here Ian, I brought you a very special whisk.
Ian: Is it a magic whisk?
Claudia: Yes it is.
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And Another:
Claudia: What are the movies from Netflix?
Me: We got Knuffle Bunny and The Tudors.
Ian : I want to watch The Tooters!
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Search Term that Made me Ill at Ease:
Willie Nelson Vagina Tattoo
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
3:26 pm |
What kind of moron teaches their children how to play Noggin’s Game of the Month on her own computer?
Yes I did.
And it is a Lazy Town game.
Yes sir. I have learned my lesson for the day. If I hear that damn Lazy Town theme song one more time I am going to scream.
At least I didn’t teach them how to play it on my laptop.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
5:26 am |
This may come as a shock to exactly nobody, but when I was in high school I was in a garage band. (Well, technically I was in several but since I almost always had the same drummer it was mostly just that one garage – so garage bands?)
My band was called Culture Clash (Sarah blushes and winces at the same time). We called ourselves that
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
1:10 pm |
So I’ve redone (well, Karen and Mrs. Flinger redid) my entire blog so that I could have both BlogHer ads and BlogAds.
Now BlogAds still won’t take me back even though I made a third column just for them.
Does anybody have both kinds of ads on their blog? If so, how do you make it work?
Thanks.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
1:57 am |
I don’t have a dog – or homework, but my webmail seems to have eaten some very important e-mails that I was trying to save.
So if you are expecting something from me in the mail (I know Carmen won that contest) please re-send me your address because I have no idea what happened to it.
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1:23 pm |
