Claudia just told me that I was going to have a “Big, big brown surprise”.
I feel fairly confident that she isn’t referring to the big brown machine.
Oh, she just said it will be “The biggest surprise you have ever seen”.
The good news: She is sitting on the potty. We may be in the midst of a breakthrough.
The bad news: I’m kind of scared.
Update: She was not kidding. She wasn’t kidding at all.)